That Michael Jackson turns 50 today... That he said he would "just have a little cake with my children and we’ll probably watch some cartoons... I feel very wise and sage, but at the same time very young"... That he forgot to mention "bony" and "a bit like a scary clown"... That Mel B said: "I was offered Playboy last year and again a couple of months ago, and I did turn them down, but that's not to say I wouldn't consider it in the future. I have no problems walking around the house naked or anything"... That Kate Moss has given a rare interview with, eh, Interview magazine... Of men, she said: "They're c***s! Absolute b******s. Men are not to be trusted"... Of her five-year-old's future love life: "She's going to have three husbands and she knows exactly who they are"... Of Lila's dietary habits, she said: "When she's 16 she will get my clothes. All those Pucci numbers and things that I wore when I was 17 that I won't really wear - I'm saving them for her. That's my blackmail: 'Don't eat your dinner and you won't get my clothes. You won't grow and you won't get into my clothes'"... That Lila will group up to be a deep, well-rounded and spiritual person... That, while she danced with eight male models at the launch of her news TV series, Janice Dickinson was overheard saying: "I haven't had this much fun since my ex-mother-in-law fell in a well"... That Sara Larson cheated on George Clooney... The New York Post said: "Larson seems to have a roving eye. Sin City sources say that while the former cocktail waitress, who's trying to kick- start a modeling career, was dating Clooney, she 'came to Vegas for a weekend and cheated on him' with a media mogul"... That George Clooney said: "I don't mind it (ageing) a bit. I love my gray hair. I love the fact that my face has more of an edge and more character than it did when I was in my 20s or 30s. No botox for me"... That Brad Pitt "grabbed the fan and ensured he was safely back on the boat before signing a book" at the Venice Film Festival... Meanwhile, Angelina doesn't have time to play superhero... A source said: "She's in tears up to three times a day and so tired that Brad's found her collapsed asleep in the bath twice. She's been working around the clock, breast-feeding the babies and trying to get them to sleep. But as soon as one of them drops off, the other wakes up for another feed... She's also not eating very much right now and blames that on being busy. The doctor says that she needs more calories to gain strength and ensure that her breast milk is healthy"... That their other four children are presumably doing fine... That Kerry Katona has had her udders reduced from a G to a DD... A source said: "Her eight-hour breast surgery, liposuction and removal of stretch marks was filmed and paid for by her MTV show"... That, according to Heatherette's Richie Rich, Axl Rose once came on to Kelly Osbourne at a party, saying: "He was really weird with her. He kept leering at her and saying, "I want to f*** you!"... That Richie came across with this information at the launch of "the new Tide and Downy Total Care washing liquid"... That David Duchovny has released a statement from rehab, saying: "I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction. I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family"... That's appropriate...