That it's been confirmed by TMZ that David Duchovny's "sex addiction" is not due to "any hanky-panky, just some over-zealous one-hand typing action. A friend of David's says he was addicted to porn"... That, between the sex/porn addiction, he's intent on morphing into both his X-Files and Californication characters... That, of his new sketch show series with Paul Whitehouse, Harry Enfield said: "I think there's a lot of better comedy around now. I had no feelings to go back on telly until I saw Little Britain. Everything was very cool for so long, like Nighty Night and The Office. It wasn't what I did. Suddenly Little Britain came along, was big and totally uncool and I thought, 'Maybe we can do it again'"... It would seem that Little Britain has more than the ripping off of A Bit of Fry and Laurie to answer for... That Madonna turned up an hour late for her hubby's world premiere for RocknRolla last night... That Guy said: "She told me she was half an hour away. She better had be otherwise I am going to be really embarrassed. Whatever happens, she'll be late. Take her time and double it"... That it takes a long time to recharge Madonnandroid's batteries, unlike Trudie Styler who's refreshingly comfortable in her own skin... That her spawn with Sting, Coco, has a hum of Tracey Emin off her... That last year's X Factor winner and Meg Matthews managed to venture outside for the happy occasion... That I'll leave it up to yourselves to pass comment on Thandie Newton's choice of gown... That Michael Jackson has been going on dates with Pamela Anderson: "They arrived separately at the Shutters Hotel on Malibu Beach so no one would suspect anything and then had a few drinks in the bar. They were very chatty. Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding. They are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off"... That the king of romcoms, Matthew McConaughey, said: "I don't care for (romantic comedies) where the guy is emasculated, tossed around by the woman, and lacking a point of view. It's a disservice to both the male and the female. I like to give my guys some balls"... Like he did in EdTV and How To Loose a Guy In Ten Days... That at least some people are due to turn up to Katie Holmes' Broadway debut next month - an anti-Scientology group... A member of the group said: "We aren't looking to shut it (All My Sons) down, we don't have the power to do that, we just want to prove a point. We want to draw attention to Scientology, and hopefully get Katie out of it before it's too late"... That Andy Taylor from Duran Duran must have a book out, or something, as this is the second quote from the ex-guitarist in as many weeks... This one refers to the time when the band met the Spice Girls: "As we walked in, Geri Halliwell came rushing over to say hello. Hot on her heels was Victoria Beckham. Geri was very bubbly and I wanted to talk to her, but a stern-faced Posh pulled her away. It turned out that the last time they met, Simon had told Posh about a very vivid dream he's had about her the night before. I presume that, at first, Posh was quite flattered - until Simon added that the dream had actually involved him peeking up her skirt while she was wearing no underwear. Victoria was horrified, especially as Simon used a very ungentlemanly word to describe a certain part of her anatomy, and she ended up giving him a good slap"... That Liam Gallagher is upping sticks to New York, and it's not for the slew of acting jobs he's been offered: "That's the next step for me. And no, I'm not going to do acting or any of that sh*t. I've been offered a few things but it's not me. I'm just going to a place where I can be me"... That, if he thinks he can get away with being thick in New York, he should just move straight to the West coast and be done with it... That 36-year-old Dannii Minogue is dating a 30-year-old ruggah playah called Kris Smith... A source said: "He can't believe his luck and has been showing off intimate photos of him and Dannii together on dates. Kris is a big lad who's in great shape physically. But he's just been bowled over by Dannii's interest in him. He wants to make it work"... That ceasing the intimate slideshow might be a start... That The Pussycat Dolls are being inundated with movie scripts, 'cause we need more intellectually stimulating films... A source said: "The Pussycat Dolls are getting a lot of film scripts to look through at the moment. It's going to be semi-biographical, about their rise to fame, with loads of dancing and singing"... That Alec Baldwin is also hell bent on contributing to the demise of cinema with a venture starring him and his three siblings: Daniel (the one recently done for DUI), William (the one who starred in Flatliners) and Stephen (the born again Christian)... That brother William said: "Basically it (the script) was: Daniel's the outlaw; I'm the riverboat gambler who gets all the s***, the shallow good-looking sap; Stephen's the village idiot; and he's the f***ing hero! He's the one who saves the day at the end, he's the Clint Eastwood... That's the movie he wanted to make about his brothers"... What a "thoughtless little pig"...