That the boy who's impregnated potential American Vice President Sarah Palin's 17-year-old daughter, Bristol Palin, posted the following in the About Me section on his MySpace: "I'm a f*ckin' redneck who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes. But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some shit and just f*ckin' chillin' I guess. Ya f*ck with me I'll kick (your) ass"... That he also stated "I don't want kids"... That the post has since been removed... That Guy Ritchie's RocknRolla has been getting mixed reviews, with one critic saying: "It is a pitiful attempt to recapture the success of his first two movies, Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch... That, despite this, Russell Crowe wants to play the lead in Ritchie's depiction of Sherlock Holmes... That Angelina Jolie is kind've beginning to feel the pressure of having six kids under the age of 8... Sources say: "She is rumoured to be refusing to leave the French chateau the family has rented for the summer over fears for the safety of her six children... If one of them is unaccounted for, for more than 30 seconds, she gets hysterical"... That any potential kidnappers now know where the kids can be located, not to mention what they all look like thanks to an extensive array of unpixilated pictures of them in circulation - HUZZAH!... That Peaches Geldof thought we'd like to know that, while in Amsterdam, she "spent one night there in the red-light district. We ended up in a club watching a live sex show with dwarves. It was a laugh - but also just a bit disturbing"... That Brian Wilson said: "I have auditory hallucinations, I hear voices saying derogatory things, like I'm terrible and I'm going to die, and they're usually worse in the afternoon"... That Jennifer Aniston will play a stalker in an upcoming episode of 30 Rock... That her target of choice is Alec Baldwin's "character". An on set source said: "Jennifer is not only incredibly lovely to have around; she also has what the young people would call 'mad skills'. We're very excited that she's joining us"... That the executive producer of The Tudors, Morgan O'Sullivan, said of Jonathan Rhys Meyers potentially putting on weight to portray King Henry VIII: "We still want him to be appealing. We don't want to destroy his good looks. An exact portrayal of Henry is not a factor that we think is important"... Clearly... That Morgan can also add "anything resembling historical accuracy" to the list too...