That OJ Simpson has finally been found guilty of something - twelve criminal counts including kidnapping, armed robbery and burglary... He has been remanded in custody and sentenced to life... That it's "thirteen years to the day" since he was acquitted of murder... That the best way to bring the public's attention to the fact that you've just released a single is to say the following regarding your young daughter: "We both think Amy's amazing and she looks fantastic. She's got the little skirts, tattoos and shirts - and a larger-than-life personality. Misty loves it"... That Misty is Sharleen Spiteri's six-year-old child... That the Church of Scientology have been calling Amy Winehouse as they believe they can get her off drugs... That some egos know no bounds... That Blake has been sending threatening letters to Mitch for some reason... That the latter has not gone to the police about it as he's afraid of alienating Amy, so he went to the press instead... That Peaches Geldof "stunned party goers in the packed out 850 capacity main arena" at NoDiSko at Dublin's Academy last Friday night... That she turned up to "support her friend Tim Burgess" and (unsurprisingly) "stayed on stage through out Tim's hour long dj set choosing records and dancing on stage with her friends. She remained in the club after the dj set finished"... That might attribute to her less than eloquent delivery on Ryan Tubridy's TV sycophancy fest on Saturday night... That That Kylie Minogue was spotted cuddling up to a Spanish supermodel, named Andres Velencoso, at Dita Von Teese's 36th birthday party in Paris over the weekend. One attendee said: "It was Dita's party but Kylie was definitely the star of the show. She was turning heads and people were asking about the guy she was sitting with. They certainly made a stunning-looking pair"... That Angelina Jolie rolled her lovely bones out to the New York premiere of her new Clint Eastwood directed film, Changeling. That, during an interview, she mostly sang Brad Pitt's praises - despite him looking like aging brie... Die hard fans will notice that her tattoo has grown to accommodate the birth coordinates of her new twins... That Nicola Roberts' 24th birthday party descended into chaos when her boob fell out on the dance floor of London's Wellington Club... That, while Nicola and Sarah Harding ended the night drinking oversized glasses of vodka, Cheryl Cole managed to make "one cocktail last two hours" and skipped off at 1am as she "promised Ashley" she "wouldn't be late"... That, in turn, he promised not to shag a hairdresser and spew on the carpet... That Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are on the rocks. A source said: "They talk on the phone and e-mail, but he's not 'there.' Reese is wondering if this is how it's going to be between them every time he's out of the country filming... They really needed to reconnect and remember why they were in a relationship in the first place"... Publicity?... That Kate Winslet has been drafted in to portray Vivienne Westwood in the designer's biopic... That Kenneth Branagh will voice the owner of a random Irish pub in a new episode of The Simpsons... That "Homer and his dad travel to Ireland to buy the pub but find things are not quite as easy as they think, thanks to the smoking ban"... That Janet Jackson has cancelled three more gig dates due to her mystery illness, which some believe is vertigo... That Wendy 'Pauline Fowler' Richards has been diagnosed with terminal cancer... That she will marry her partner before commencing chemotherapy on the 13th... That Justin Timberlake proposed to Jessica Biel during their recent Roman holiday... A source said: "He planned to propose in Rome because it is such a romantic city. Jessica is over the moon and looking forward to a huge wedding. She can't wait"... That, of her former fiance MP Lembit Opik, Cheeky Girl Gabriela Irimia said of the proposal: "I was very depressed with Lembit ... I felt like I was brainwashed. I felt too bad (to say no). I know people will think I'm rushing in, but Nick and I are totally in love. I don't miss Lembit at all!"... That she's just accepted a marriage proposal from property developer Nick Zapolski, who she met in July... That Jennifer Aniston is spending "$250 a week on massage, acupuncture and Reiki sessions for the aging corgi-terrier"... A source said: "Norman (said geriatric dog) has been Jennifer's constant companion during all her emotional upheavals, but he suffers from aching joints and stiffness. Jennifer doesn't want to put him on medication just yet, so she has opted for doggy spa treatments from a licensed vet technician"... That someone needs to impregnate her quick... That Beverly Hills Chihuahua is number 1 at the US box office, earning $29 million over the weekend... That, of her first date with Sean Penn, Robin Wright Penn said: "I walked in, the door was ajar. We were going to dinner. He said, 'I'll be right in'. Five minutes later, he came in wearing cowboy boots, a jock strap, a pit helmet and a bowtie on. I think that's probably why I'm with him, because I'd never seen that on a first date before"... I'm sure that memory kept her warm after she walked in on him in bed with two "Russain hotties"... That, of dancing like a harlot, new mum Christina Aguilera said: "It is important to show Max what mommy does (ew). It is really important to me is that he is an individual and that's why it is important for me to stay true to myself. If it happens to be raunchy so be it! It's a matter of self expression to me"... That Sacha Baron Cohen has been "ejected" from his third fashion show at Paris Fashion Week... That his latest stunt saw him leap onto a catwalk in an attempt to communicate with the models... That he's filming scenes for his new film Bruno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt... That Alex James has named his new cheese Blue Monday, which is said to be "moist cheese, gooey, spicy with quite a mellow flavour with sweet notes"... The words "moist" and "cheese" should NEVER share a sentence *shudders*...