That David Duchovny and Tia Leoni have split. That they have been "separated for several months"... A different source, however, said Tea "encouraged David to enter the Meadows clinic in Arizona (for his sex addiction) where he has stayed for two months. But the 11-year marriage is thought to have broken down after he found texts on her phone suggesting she had grown close to actor Billy Bob Thornton, 53, after she starred in comedy Manure with him"... That, despite potentially garnering millions from what's being dubbed "the biggest showbiz divorce in history" (take THAT, Mills), Guy Ritchie claims he wants "not one penny" from Madonna... He might change his mind when he learns that his ex-missus dedicated a ditty to him last night, saying "This song is for the emotionally retarded"... She then sang Miles Away, a song "about a couple who grow apart"... That she's also claiming he refused to spend his own money and spent too much time in the pub... That I'm horrifically hung over today; news which should delight Robbie and Clair... That Clair kept me captivated with tales of how she knows two thirds of the cast from Corrie... That Ringo Starr now wants his fans to choose "the best photograph taken from the audience on his recent tour in a competition on his website"... That they'll be rewarded with an "autographed drumhead"... That Simon Cowell is in line to receive an award for outstanding contribution at next year's BRITS... Needless to say, some people aren't thrilled... That historian, David Starkey, said: "The Tudors is terrible history with no point. It's wrong for no purpose. I’ve got no problem with getting history wrong for a purpose - Shakespeare often got things wrong for a reason. But it's the randomised, arrogance of ignorance of The Tudors. Shame on the BBC for producing it... Most of the costume is Elizabethan"... That, of staying in London's Sanderson Hotel, Paris Hilton said: "It's so modern, and the style is so amazing. It doesn't hurt that I'm in the penthouse, where I have the whole floor to myself. It's so fabulous; there's enough room for all my racks of clothes!"... She needs an 'off' button... That Stevie Wonder's house has burned down in the Californian wildfires... That, of Jennifer Lopez's wish to appear in the next Sex And The City film (another 2.5 hour pointless musical interlude by way of an elaborate fashion show?! Goodie!), a source said: "Jennifer has got her heart set on joining Carrie and the girls. The bosses are trying to think of a way of fitting her in without it being cheesy"... That's the funniest thing I've read all year... That Britney's single Womaniser has "scored the biggest chart jump to number one in Billboard Hot 100 history after rocketing up 95 spots"... That it's the worst song I've heard all year - hence why she gets naked in the video... That Lisa Left Eye Lopes and Tupac Shakur are to duet on Lopes' upcoming album... That's impressive considering they've both been dead for a number of years... The term 'rest in peace' obviously isn't applicable to some...