That Robert Kilroy-Silk's lovechild, model Danny Beauchamp, is only BEEUURIFUL... The 23-year-old, who appeared on Channel 5's Make Me a Supermodel, is the product of an affair Kilroy-Silk had in 1985... That fellow I'm a Celeb contestant, Nicola, has had words with Robert over repeatedly getting her name wrong... The 25-year-old glamour model said: "I don't claim to be a big celebrity. I don't care if people didn't know my name when I first came into camp but I've now lived with you for four days. My name is Nicola. Not Nic, not Nicky, not Nicole. Nicola"... That she might also answer to 'Twiglet Fun Bags', 'Free Make Up', 'Peperami Baps', and 'Easy Money'... That Russell Brand's latest stand-up gig resulted in a load of paper planes plopping on the stage from eager fans... That most messages read "You can call my granddad"... That Mel B has landed her own Las Vegas burlesque show called Peepshow... That 33-year-old mother of two said: "I start my rehearsals in February. The show is like a burlesque, sexy woman power/girl power adventure... It's very sexy, very spicy and it's all about empowering women"... I still don't get how taking your clothes off equates empowerment, can someone please explain it to me... That Alfie Allen and Jamie Winstone turned up late to Keith Allen's opening night of Treasure Island... At least he managed to arrive; Lily decided to set up camp in the nearby Groucho Club instead... Daddy Keith was not amused... That Michael Jackson is "too sick to travel to London to testify in a lawsuit with an Arab sheikh"... That 33-year-old Sheikh Abdulla bin Hamad Al Khalifa is in the midst of suing Jackson for €5.54million for failing to "deliver on contractually agreed projects, including an album, a 'frankly personal' autobiography and a musical"... That Jackson became close to the sheikh when he stayed in Bahrain after he was cleared of child molestation charges in 2005... Al Khalifa also claims "he gave Jackson financial support, paying his living and travel expenses during the visit"... That Martha Stewart is being sued by a magician who lost the top of his finger when one of her Martha Stewart Everyday lounge chairs collapsed from under him... A source said: "He's a very accomplished musician (he plays the banjo as part of his act) and as part of his work, he does various sleight-of-hand tricks"... The claimant also says he works as "a hand model" and is looking for loss of earnings compensation... That, of the overly frenzied LA premiere of Twilight, it's British star Robert Pattison said of the crazy tweens in attendance: "They all just scream at me and now it just kind of feel like my job... There were some girls who had scratched the side of their necks so they were freshly bleeding when they came up to get a signature. They were like, 'We did this for you.' I didn't know what to say. 'Um, thanks guys?'"... That's slightly less unnerving than the time a 7-year-old asked him for a photo opportunity, and whispered "Can you bite my neck?"... That Zac Efron was mistaken for "the kid who plays Harry Potter" at LAX airport yesterday... That Nicole Kidman wants another child... That Kanye West recently said: "Bono took me under his wing and he believed in me. When I made my protest over not getting an award at the MTV Awards a couple of years ago, and nobody wanted to hear anything from me afterwards, Bono and U2 stood by me"... That it takes one to know one... That, during her Off The Record interview (due for broadcast on SKY 1 on December 1st), Britney Spears said of her second marriage: "I think I married for the wrong reasons. Instead of following my heart and doing what made me really happy, I just did it for the sake of the idea of everything"... That MTV have shelved a new show they planned featuring Kerry Katona trying to make it as a country and western singer in Nashville... An MTV insider said: "Kerry is in no fit state to make a show. We have to wait and see how she fares in the immediate future. We want to see if she can start taking care of herself"... When MTV deem you too messy to work with, you know you've got issues... That Madonna has been paid £6.5million for a one-off modeling shoot with Louis Vuitton... That Gwyneth Paltrow has ignited talk of a marriage split by hanging out with Madonna's A-Rod in Miami... A source said: "She spent the summer filming a TV show in Spain with Mario Batali and now, instead of hanging out with her husband, she goes to a Victoria's Secret show? Really? Gwyneth doesn't have anything to do with Victoria's Secret. If things were so great with Chris, why wouldn't she be with him?"... That Madonna wants a partner in crime... That, of Anne Hathaway's new boyfriend, an "insider" said: "Adam (Shulman) is known as an opportunist. When he was at Brown (University), he went after all the heiresses. It's like Anne is addicted to losers"... That Haley Joel Osment was last heard saying: "I've been wanting to get my photo changed on IMDb for a long time. I’m about six in it"... That Snoop Dogg offered the following parenting advice to Barak Obama, for reasons only known to himself: "Mr. President needs to learn how to bake a cake. That's points for the man of the house - because I did that. I bake cakes and popcorn and cotton candy... Then they like for you to get out of their face and let them be kids"... They'd also like their dad to lay off the skunk just a smidge...