That the launch of Dubai's Hotel Atlantis, which is on that man-made palm island thingy, took place last night... It cost a mere snip at just under €18million... That Kylie got paid €1,780,000 for a 40 minute set... That her attending audience "included royalty, business tycoons, sports stars, a Who's Who of showbusiness", as well as Lily Allen, Lindsay Lohan (EAT!) and Rhys Ifans... That the Sheikh suing Michael Jackson has been compiling an itemised bill, which includes items such as a tub of Haagen Daaz and Bodyshop lotions... A source told The Mirror: "It's the most bizarre list imaginable. Some bills are only for £5 - but the sheikh wants every penny back"... That 69-year-old John Cleese is dating a 27-year-old blonde called Barbie... A witness, who saw them dining together in Santa Monica, said: "They were enjoying each others' company immensely. Cleese's booming voice turned everyone's head. His date couldn't stop laughing at him pulling funny faces. They were touching and nuzzling each other. He seemed very happy"... That the BBC has received in excess of 2,000 complaints regarding John Sergeant's resignation from Strictly Come Dancing... That a further 10,00 have added their names to bringbackjohn.co.uk... That I'm a Celebrity might be scrapped if the constant deluge of rain continues... That Louis Walsh has revealed the Take That songs the X Factor contestants will be singing tomorrow night... JLS will sing Back for Good, Alexandra will bang out Relight My Fire, Rachel will warble Rule the World, Eoghan will croon Never Forget, and UberAffectedBarefootBoho HandGestureGirl will yodel Patience... That Usher has revealed he is to become a father for the second time... That his wife, Tameka Foster, is due on December 15th... They kept that quiet... That Josh Hartnett has been seen enjoying some time with Sienna Miller in London's Shoreditch House... A source said: "They definitely looked like a couple - and a good looking one at that! At one point, they were holding hands across the table, but they quickly hid them underneath. They looked really cosy as they dined, gazing into each other's eyes, smiling and laughing"... That Britney's songwriting partner, Nicole Morier, says the song Mmm Papi is not about Adnan, saying: "The song is definitely not about Adnan and in the whole time I worked with her last spring and summer I never once saw that guy. We strictly wrote the song for fun. The Mmm Papi part came out of Mmm Papa Luv U and I came up with it because the track was a fun up beat track and we wanted to do something crazy like mmmpapamowow"... That's the obvious explanation... That, of Miley Cyrus' boyfriend being on the set of her new music video, a source said: "Justin (Gaston) wanted to pick a guy that looked the most like him. That was his only criterion"... That, of Al Pacino wanting Glenn Close to play Elvira in Scarface, producer Martin Bregman said: "I said to Al, 'El vira has to be half a hooker. Glenn Close is many things, but she is not half a hooker'"... That Michelle Pfeiffer's feeling fierce classy right about now... That, of Boyzone's new video featuring Stephen with a gay lover, Reverend David McCullogh of Dromore, Northern Ireland, said: "This video, that will be watched by millions, is sending out a deadly message to young people. It is stating that homosexuality is simply another norm. The video very cleverly interweaves softly lighted, black and white images of heterosexual couples with a homosexual couple. The message is plain and the often repeated drum beating of the homosexual lobby that says that homosexuality is a normal lifestyle"... And it has been since Roman times, Rev... That, after being pregnant for about 14 months, Ashlee Simpson has had a baby boy... That she and husband Pete Wentz have called the child Bronx Mowgli... That TV show Pushing Daisies has been cancelled (I feel for you, Anna), while the futures of Dirty Sexy Money and Eli Stone are in question... That The Roots have survived a bus flipping incident in Paris...