That Britney's first ex-husband, Jason Alexander, has been imprisoned for ten days after being caught drunk driving... That you might not want to read the next line... That Blake Fielder Civil dropped in to the hospital where Amy's currently staying for some nooky before he headed back in to prison... That Nicola McClean said: "After my next baby I'll have another boob job. I love them. I’m obsessed with big boobs. Mine are quite a big cup size (a ridiculous 32G) but I don't think they look that big. We'll see what the surgeon can squeeze in there"... That thought's almost as sexy as the one involving Blake rattling Amy in a hospital bed... That Caleb Followill has admitted to a bout of teen anorexia: "I always thought that I wasn't good enough. I'd do anything to keep my hands and mouth busy without eating"... That Dynasty's Stephanie Beacham is to play Ken Barlow's new love interest in Corrie... That the 61-year-old's character is "an eccentric actress called Martha who lives on a narrowboat" who kindly fishes Ken's dog out of the canal... That actor Mark Ruffalo's brother is in hospital after suffering a gunshot wound to the head... That there was uproar amid X Factor bosses after a pregnancy test was found in the finalists' house... According to Digital Spy: "A researcher reportedly found the test, which could belong to a singer on the show or a crew member"... A source said: "Bosses went mad when told about the find because they have a duty of care towards the contestants and staff during their stay because of their relatively young ages. After an investigation was launched the female who owned the kit sheepishly came forward and admitted it was hers. The words 'pregnancy' and 'X Factor' just don't sit well together. It's meant to be a family show and bosses will go to any length to protect that image"... That Paris is being considered for the role of Tinkerbell (from Peter Pan)... A source said: "Paris has worked on her acting chops lately and showed some comedy prowess in her YouTube spoof of running for president. Disney suits saw it and think she may be developing some comedic-actress potential"... That, of her daughter's elopement, Heidi Montag's mother said: "I was devastated. I've spent many hours crying and depressed. I've been completely cut out because of Spencer. I didn't get to shop for a dress and be involved. She's too young to get married, and Spencer has cut everyone out of her life. He and I have never gotten along. He's disrespectful and rude. I want the best for my daughter - and he’s definitely not it. I think Spencer wants to possess Heidi more than marry her... I'm confident the marriage won't work out. I give it six months"...