That a worker at the St Lucia resort Amy Winehouse insists on staying in (she's "extended" her two week visit by another two months) said: "We keep catching her crawling past bars, or hiding behind chairs. She grabs guests' drinks and runs off, like a squirrel with a nut"... Another guest said: "She's like a child craving attention. It's embarrassing. She comes in for dinner barefoot and in her bikini, even though the dress code is smart casual. Then she will go and sit on her balcony topless playing the guitar when everyone is trying to sleep"... That she was also spotted: "creeping up behind one woman, asking for a cigarette and then sprinting away with her cocktail"... That Amy has been offered a film role, by Universal Pictures, which involves a Dangerous Minds type storyline in which she plays a music teacher... A source added: "Jonathan Rhys Meyers is being talked about as her co-star. She has been offered an acting coach called Matt Ryan from the Royal Academy of Music Theatre Department in London. But she needs to improve her health and state of mind, or the opportunity will be withdrawn. You can't have a teacher looking like a scrawny crack addict. It's hoped the offer will be an incentive for her"... That she can already play a squirrel so that's a start, and I'm sure Jonathan Rhys Meyers will be a pillar of strength for her... That The Zutons have been dropped by their record label: "Expectations were unrealistically high when The Zutons came back from Los Angeles with their third album. Valerie was being pumped out of every stereo around the world and they were totally being overshadowed by a song from their previous release"... That, of Noel Gallagher saying he wants Daniel Craig to play him in a biopic, the current Bond said: "That is ridiculous, he must have been in a very good mood to say that. I can play the guitar better than Noel can, so I don't know how that is really going to work"... That Simon Cowell has now enlisted the judging talents of Kelly Brook for the new series of Britain's Got Talent - i.e., he's hired her to bristle Amanda Holden... A source confirmed: "Simon wants a rival to Amanda and reckons Kelly is more than capable of ruffling her feathers. Hes a smart operator and appreciates that he needed to ramp up the tension and spice things up a bit"... That, thankfully, Lily Allen thinks she'll be "too busy" to subject us to a new series of Lily Allen and Friends this year... That Prison Break has been cancelled after four (long) years... That Mariah Carey has published a book of poetry, based largely on Unicorns: "I love my unicorn, he knows I am true. My troubles go poof, my unicorn named Boo"...