That Lily Allen has announced on Twitter that she's going to sue the News of The World for reporting she said the following during an interview with Dutch magazine Revu: "Parents should say, 'Drugs might seem fun but they do funny things to your brain. Some people react to it good, some don't. Try it and see what you think.' If I hadn't been famous I'd have taken loads"... She Tweeted: "Phoning my lawyers and taking legal action, news of the world need a better dutch translator, as if I would say that (about drugs). And they know it..." That Lily and Perez Hilton entered a slanging match on Twitter, which included such witty repartee as: "If I wanted to be a f**ked up Brit, I'd rather be Amy Winehouse - whose (sic) got talent... Congrats on your album doing well in America, though. It's REALLY HARD to sell copies when you discount it to $3.99. Desperate!" and "It's also number one everywhere else in the world, douchebag. Go away you little parasite... God, you're like so obsessed with me it's embarrassing" and "Thanks for advertising on my website. I’ll take your money (or the label's) anytime!"... That, when Lily's finished promoting her album, she plans to pen a movie with her mother, film producer Alison Owen... That talent alone gets you everywhere... That Mitch has flown out to St Lucia to "keep and eye" on Amy after her recent collapse (part IIV)... That he might also enjoy some sunshine while he's at it... That, of Confessions of a Shopaholic, Isla Fisher said: "The character is learning lessons about consumption and debt like the rest of us right now. It feels fairly topical. Obviously the movie was conceived during a different economic period but she learns her lesson. It is a redemption story"... That a stellar guest list turned up to last night's London premiere... That Brendan O'Carroll said: "I have always been interested in running (in the General Election) but not until such time as the Labour Party would be in a position to produce a Labour Taoiseach"... That Beyonce said: "I don't drink often. But when I'm drunk, I'm very quiet and I observe and I go to sleep. I don't think I'm much fun"... Of people getting madourvit, she said: "I always said I would never do it (drugs). I've never seen a person who was high and thought, 'Wow, I want to do that!' I'm like, 'That's cool for them, but no thank you. I'll just have my wine"... That the Pet Shop Boys will "perform" Nothing Has Been Proved alongside Lady GaGa at tomorrow's BRIT Awards: "The organisers wanted a female singer who would really shock to sing this track. GaGa is the girl. She will be perfect. Don't expect many clothes"... Or decent singing... That Madonna is trying to act again. This time she's playing Wallis Simpson, AKA the American socialite who "almost tore the British Royal family apart in the 1930s"... That LL Cool J has penned an open letter to President Obama: "The next chapter of your life has begun. The toughest decisions you will ever have to make lie in front of you. Decisions that will require you to choose between integrity and necessity to enact the promises made to millions of people, and recognise a change in perspective that will sometimes make those promises impossible to keep. Only you will be able to make those choices. You have shifted the cultural paradigm of America, but now you have to live up to the ideal that fostered the shift and ensure that the paradigm doesn't shift back. You must deliver"... That Obama is currently refusing to come out from under his desk... That, of her escalating emaciation, Lindsay Lohan said it was down to "working a lot, stress... and lack of sleep when I travel. I think it's all that stuff that adds up"... Food, when consumed and retained, also adds up. Try it... That Sharon Osbourne said: "I left because of Dannii Minogue. Simple as that. I didn't enjoy working with her at all and didn't fancy the prospect of spending six months sitting next to her." Of rumours Sharon was bitter of Minogue's youth, she said: "I've not built my career on my looks or my youth. There was no competition in that way"... That Sharon instead built her career on exploiting her family... That, of rumours she's pregnant, Kate Moss said: "I've just started wearing bras. It's a miracle. Not today, but I have been. I am a woman now! It's true. No, honestly, I've never worn a bra in my life. Ever! It's so awful, even my friends are phoning me up and saying, 'Are you pregnant?' And I'm like, 'No! I just put on a couple of pounds and they went in the right place.' Isn't that weird? And how perfect for lingerie"... That, in case you weren't aware, Kate's launched her own lingerie range...