That the owners of The Hawley Arms are scouting out premises on St Lucia: "It's made its reputation from being the watering-hole of choice for rockers in London.And now they're keen to expand overseas. They're determined to turn it into the must-go destination for jet-setting rockers"... Takings must be down since Amy Winehouse moved to that very Caribbean island 3 months ago... That Lily Allen said: "I signed my publishing deal at Stringfellows and had a private dance. One of the naked ones. It's quite awkward if you're not attracted to women, and I'm not. I went to Spearmint Rhino the other day actually, for six hours. I've had lapdances there. It's fun"... That Lily Allen also said recently that she enjoyed lesbian fantasies and "once snogged identical female twins"... That Lily Allen needs to pick an opinion and stick with it. Silently... That Cheryl Cole has proclaimed she won't sign her new X Factor contract unless Dannii gets to stay on as a judge... That Cheryl was listening to Kylie's Better The Devil You Know at the time... That both ladies have had their fee doubled to £1million each... That, when Sean Penn saw Madonna at one of the Oscars after parties with Jesus Luz, he said "Another kid already?"... That Slumdog Millionaire is being made into a musical... That Hugh Jackman will be most pleased... That, of new mum Mel C's "career", a source said: "Her priority at the moment is Scarlet - her music will have to take a backseat for a while"... A bit like Victoria Beckham's? That, after Victoria "blanked" Katie Price's attempt to "bury the hatchet" at Sir Elton John's post Oscar party, the surgically enhanced one said: "She blatantly refused to make eye contact with me. It was so rude. Instead she muttered something under her breath. She was definitely slagging me off and couldn't get away fast enough"... That Pete said: "I wrapped Victoria up in a big hug. She was absolutely fine, a total sweetheart. I think she's great so I went to apologise." For his wife in general?  That a random source said: "Ricky Martin did a magazine interview and admitted that he likes to give golden showers. He then went into explicit details and also admitted to being a huge fan of online porn. I guess the guy wanted to 'prove' to the world he's straight, but it seems to me there are better ways to deflect that"... Like not paying someone to have your babies? That Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green have ended their engagement, again... That Flo Rida has decided against releasing a track he co-recorded with Chris Brown: "I recorded a great song with Chris. But I won't be releasing it now because of what's going on with him and Rihanna. It could have been my next No1"... That Flo Rida needs to get a little perspective... That Adnan Ghalib ran over a man who was trying to serve him legal papers "on behalf of Spears"... A source said: "Ghalib has been charged with three felonies - assault with a deadly weapon, battery, and hit and run"... That Jamie Spears is currently trying to get a permanent restraining order against Ghalib and Sam Lufti: "Under her father's care and control, Britney Spears now lives a protected life, her access even to telephones strictly restricted. So when the 27-year-old pop star managed to get a prepaid cell phone recently, her security team confiscated it from her purse while she was at a dance practice. Confronted, she revealed the phone was given to her by someone during a hotel stay. And that person, she disclosed, got it from two men whom her father wants to keep permanently in the singer's troubled past: ex-manager Sam Lutfi and former boyfriend, paparazzo Adnan Ghalib"... That Kate Nash is marrying Cribs frontman Ryan Jarman in Oregon in a matter of days... That, of Jack Tweed's wedding night, a source said: "the 21-year-old partied until 2.30am, while his new wife Jade Goody decided to go to bed alone at 10.30pm". A source told The Mirror: "Jack was pretty much on the floor by the end of the night. He was in the doghouse when Jade woke up and came out of her room in her pyjamas looking for him"... That Tom Jones said of a meeting with Elvis: "I was in the shower and I could hear Elvis Presley singing. When I opened my eyes he was leaning over the door singing to me. I didn't have any clothes on. I think he was checking me out"...

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