That Kate Moss spent last night swinging out of Jennifer Lopez at the Topshop pre-launch/w*nk event in NYC, where founder Sir Philip Green was the guest of honour... That the terms "Jennifer Lopez" and "Topshop" meld together about as seamlessly as "Jennifer Lopez" and "hotpants", or "Jennifer Lopez" and "vocally talented"... That Jennifer's husband, Marc Anthony, enjoyed the company of Kate as she didn't dwarf him as much... That this amused Jennifer... momentarily... That Ashley Cole is whipping Cheryl Cole away to Dubai to renew their wedding vows... That Ashley proposed to Cheryl in Dubai four years ago... That should bring up some nice memories... That, of convincing his LA loving girlfriend to come live with him in Blighty, Robbie Williams said: "Ayda is very, very happy here in the UK. We'd be happy in a barrel up a pole in Baghdad"... That, of talking openly about his depression in the '90s, Hugh Laurie said: "I wish I'd kept my mouth shut about that... Now an undue weight has been given to this aspect of my life. I don't like to be thought of as this guy who has nothing else to talk about except how miserable my lot was. I remember watching Mel Gibson on some show once, and he was being asked about his belief in the afterlife. Gibson said, 'Well, I can't believe this is all there is.' And I thought, 'Wait a minute. You're Mel Gibson. You have millions of dollars. You're a great-looking chap with every conceivable blessing that could be bestowed upon a man. And that's not good enough?' So you can see why I'm hesitant to talk about any trivial pain I have. I find myself going, 'Oh, for God's sake, Hugh. Pull yourself together'… I do know depression is a disease... It is the last great taboo - something people still don't want to talk about"... That Kelly Osbourne said: "It's so embarrassing the number of times I've thrown myself down the stairs to try to hurt myself to get pills. I couldn't see tomorrow. I was using anything to make me sleep during the day. I got really into smoking pot"... That Keira Knightly is featured in "shocking" domestic violence adverts, which will start airing on TV tonight... That Knightly said: "Domestic violence kills two women every week but we rarely hear about it"... That Gemma Arterton is still riding the arse off that Bond wave - literally... That the Bond girl has been getting it on with Daniel Craig's Quantum of Solace body double since the film wrapped... That Dancing on Ice winner, Ray Quinn said: "My ultimate dream is to be James Bond - maybe when Daniel Craig throws the towel in. I'd give it a few years though. Bond needs to be more mature looking than me. I'll get more wrinkles then who knows?"... That he might also want to add a couple of downward octaves to his voice... That the "US Postal Service is to launch stamps with designs featuring animated characters The Simpsons"... That, of Twitter, Simon Cowell said: "It's like phoning someone randomly, who's number you don't have, and talking to them. 'Hi, it's Simon, I went out with my family this weekend'"... That Ryan Seacrest recently Tweeted "spent weekend with my fam", to which Simon remarked: "What's sad is that he's having to use the Twitter language like he's 17. 'My fam' - how difficult is it to add on an 'ily'?"... That you can see what other celebrities are up to in Caught Out... 

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