That this comparably miniature burst of Rumours involves Scarlett Johansson; Megan Fox; Davina McCalling herself a tw*t; a naughty Harry Potter cast member; Sarah Michelle Gellar; and Eva Mendes in a bikini............ That Sophie Dahl has gotten engaged to Jamie Callum... That Jessica Simpson has been dropped from her country music label, Sony BMG Nashville... A source said: "Today, her name appears nowhere among the artists listed on the web sites of Columbia Nashville or Sony Music Nashville. Even a search of each site finds that any prior mention of her photos, profile, press releases - has apparently been purged"... That Mickey Rourke laid the smackdown on Chris Jericho at Wrestlemania 25... Speaking at the event, Mickey said: "I'm doing Iron Man 2 now, and the insurance company said under no circumstances could I get into the ring... My agents said it would be detrimental to my career to take the focus off of  acting after making a comeback in The Wrestler"... That Cher scared onlookers when arriving at nightclub in Miami: "Nobody knew Cher was coming, but when she walked in, a group of female fans started hysterically crying... Everyone recognised her. (She) didn't let any of it faze her. She was dancing all night and was so nice to all her fans"... 'Cause they find her scary... That Scarlett Johansson said: "It's funny coming up in the industry; I never thought about being sexualised. But people are obsessed. Obsessed with weight, curves. It's nuts. I have my own standard of how I like to look. I'm a healthy person and I take care of myself"... Since saying that, Scarlett has gone on a low carb diet and has been working out with Gwyneth Paltrow's trainer: "Scarlett has always been happy with her curves, but recently she has been feeling pressure to lose a few pounds. She knows that she is up against tough competition from younger (Scarlett's all of 24), prettier and increasingly skinnier actresses"... That, when accepting the award for Best Host at the Digital Spy awards, Davina McCall said: "I want to thank my husband - who most of you won't have seen but he's actually really fit. He can't be here because he is baby-sitting. I don't know why he stays with me. I’m such a t***"... That there's talk of Megan Fox playing She-Hulk... That Nicholas Cage, however, is gunning for Eva Mendes to get the role: "I'm working on 'She-Hulk' and I'd like to see Eva play her. It would be her in a bikini just kicking a lot of a*s, throwing cars. I'm trying to put that together as we speak"... That Nicholas needs to butt the f*** out... That, when asked where she saw herself in ten years time, 16-year-old Miley Cyrus said: "I'll be a soccer mom - like Posh Spice! I'll be there in my heels cheering on my kids, 'Go, team, go!' But I'll have no idea what's going on"... That Sarah Michelle Gellar is in talks to reappear as Buffy for a big-screen adaptation... That, of doing lads' mags, Corrie's Sawah Lou Platt said "No, not now that I'm a mum. I don't regret doing them, though. Maybe I could even show Scarlett (her baby daughter) one day"... That she might want to show her a few literary classics instead... That Jamie Waylett, AKAVincent Crabb from all the Harry Potter films, had his house raided by police, who found what they "believed to be cannabis plants and equipment for the cultivation of plants"... That he's due in court in July... That Bobby Brown was spotted by TMZ, posing beside a parked Lamborghini that turned out not to be his... That you can see what other celebrities are up to in Caught Out... 

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