That you can expect to find Jennifer Aniston; Liam Neeson; Amy Winehouse; Madonna; Pete Wentz; Ben Kingsley; two Spice Girls; Ashton Kutcher; Lindsay Lohan; Steve Nicks; and Sandra Bullock lurking in today's Rumours........... That here's Amy Adams shooting Leap Year (a romcom, with a henious storyline) in Dublin Castle yesterday... That's not real snow... That Madonna is building a family home in Malawi, as she "believes adopted son David Banda would benefit from a connection to his birthplace"... Funny that realisation has only come to her now considering it was part of the (ropey) terms under which she adopted him... A source tells The Sun: "Madonna has a big, beautiful plot of land over there already. She's planning to build a girl's school in the Chinkhota village and those designs are well under way. But she's gone back to the designers and asked if they could accommodate a family home on the plot or on adjacent land"... That Geri Halliwell has a stalker for some reason: "Geri has become increasingly concerned over recent months. This individual has been loitering around her home almost continually and it's really upsetting and scaring her. Her burglar alarm has gone off a number of times when she's been out and she's worried about her and Bluebell's safety. The phone was ringing at all hours of the day and night so she had to get a new number"... That fellow Spice Girl Mel B also had a stalker for five years, but the police didn't bother doing anything about it until he turned "attention to tennis star Anna Kournikova"... That dog food has become rather popular in budget stricken Switzerland since Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson were forced to eat some after a dare on a Swiss TV show (those two kids will do anything to promote a film)... A person working at Swiss supermarket, Migros said: "It may sound disgusting but dog food is made to human standards and is safe to eat"... That Pete Wentz has been pictured pressing himself up against some strippers at a party in Vegas while his wife "Ashlee Simpson was flying home and Twittering pics of (their baby) Bronx Mowgli"... Star Magazine said: "The Fall Out Boy bassist - who was without his wife of nearly one year - partied hard with about 50 band members, dancers and pals (including Girls Next Door star Holly Madison) following a sold-out show at the Palms Casino Resort on April 5th. 'Everybody was going absolutely crazy,' an eyewitness tells Star. 'People were even drunkenly playing makeshift Slip 'n' Slide with a mat and lubricant. And Pete was in great spirits. He was dancing and singing along to his band's own songs, grinding up against the dancers.' At one point he was 'dancing on a pool table with the girls' the partygoer adds"... That, of his 12-year-old daughter introducing him to her "half-boyfriend", Clive Owen said: "She tells me, 'Dad... I share him with a friend.' I still feel awful thinking about it"... That Amy Winehouse is dating one of her bodyguards... That Woody Allen has been filmed smashing a paparazzi's camera, before "striking him repeatedly" at New York's La Guardia airport... That Liam Neeson has signed on to play Zeus in a remake of Clash of The Titans... That Ashton Kutcher has been cast in a film *jaw falls ajar in shock*... which required him to have a waxed chest (his body double was hairless)... That, during his waxing session, Kutcher exclaimed: "I feel like I’m having a child. This is awful"... That Sandra Bullock has had seatbelts installed in her car for her dogs: "A source tells Star magazine, 'More than 10 years ago, all her dogs died when they rode cargo on an airplane. She was devastated and vowed never to let anything bad happen to her pets again. A lot of people think she's overdoing it, but she doesn't care. At least she knows her dogs are safe'"... That we can expect similarly inane stories over the coming weeks as Bullock has a film due out shortly... That, when hearing Lindsay Lohan was to play her in a biopic, Steve Nicks said: "Over my dead body. She needs to stop doing drugs and get a grip. Then maybe we'll talk"... That, of working with Ben Kingsley on Elegy, Penelope Cruz said: "Somebody told me at the beginning, 'You have to call him Sir Ben.' And I asked, 'Who said that?' So on the first day I decided never to say his name and to see what came out naturally. I would say 'Excuse me,' or 'Hi,' or something but not his name. Then the 'Sir' just came out. After that I couldn't call him anything else"... So the rumours were true... That you can see what other celebrities are up to in Caught Out... 

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