That this post Bank Hollier Rumours features the likes of Eoin Quigg; Amy Winehouse's new lament (No, no, NO etc); Colin Farrell; Jack Tweed's prison sentence; Jennifer Aniston; Willy Nelson; John Mayer silencing Jessica Simpson; a visual of Ray Winestone doing Keira Knightly; and the lovely lady from Britain's Got Talent.......................... That Phil Spector (most might say "finally") went down... That his sentencing has been scheduled for the 29th of next month... That Chris Brown has denied claims that he's dating his ex-girlfriend, Erica Jackson... A source had said: "She's more of a plain Jane - cute though. At the very least, she's helping to ease Chris' pain over Rihanna. He was mad in love with that girl"... That Chantelle Houghton said: "I've gone from a B to an E, but they're just too big. Now I just want to hide them. I thought I wanted to go up to that size, and I loved them at the time, but now I wish I'd never had them done"... That Jack Tweed has been sentenced for 12 weeks in prison for "viciously attacking" a taxi driver... That, of George Sampson, Eoin Quigg said: "I don't know what George's problem is. We met once and we spoke and it was fine. Then he posted loads of rude stuff about me on his website. Clearly it's jealousy. I mean, he was the only young heartthrob on the scene last year and now I'm here. And let's be honest, there's only so much dancing you can do. He tried bringing out a song but that was an absolute flop. What's he gonna do, dance until he's a pensioner?"... That Britain Got Talent hit, Susan 'I've never been kissed, hence the scary hip gyrating' Boyle is bowled over by the reaction to her performance, especially the success she's found on YouTube: "Over a million? That's incredible, it’s just fantastic. I can't believe all of this, but I suppose it will sink in eventually. I had no idea the show was a worldwide thing. I never dreamed of reaching that many people. I am very flattered... I don't intend to be alone for long"... That, if you haven't seen the YouTube footage (which has now had almost 3,000,000 hits), it's actually inspiring (bar the hip-swinging *cowers under seat*)... That Amy Winehouse has written a song about Blake impregnating another woman... A source said: "She sat down with her guitar and started writing The Ultimate Betrayal. She keeps repeating the line: 'Blake a baby, no, no, no.' It's very haunting"... That, of her boyfriend Lewis Hamilton, Nicole Scherzinger said: "He thinks he can sing - I think that's my fault! We will probably end up in the studio together. That will be great"... That Billy Bob Thornton's band, The Boxmasters, have mysteriously cancelled their support slot for Willy Nelson after a somewhat hostile reception from Canadian audiences... That Ray Winstone and Keira Knightly are to play lovers in a London based gangster movie co-starring Anna Friel and Colin Faddle... That I want to see that coupling about as much as I want to survey a bulldog humping a twig... That a star celebrating George Harrison will be unveiled on Hollywood's Walk of Fame today... That Tara Reid is to reprise the pinnacle of her acting career - the blonde bird in American Pie... Her character, Vicki, will be featured in the film's SEVENTH installment... That, of releasing her memoirs at 16, Miley Cyrus said: "People are like, 'You're 16, why would you write your life story?' But in the business I'm in, I have lived a life that some people who are in their sixties haven't lived. I've gone through a lot and seen a lot. But I still have a lot to learn"... That, of beating up a TMZ photographer in La Guardia airport last week, Woody Harrelson said: "I wrapped a movie called Zombieland, in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in character. With my daughter at the airport, I was startled by a paparazzo, who I quite understandably mistook for a zombie"... That Samantha Ronson has been seen cavorting intimately "with another woman - quite a Lindsay lookalike but with very dark hair... They sure looked very cosy, if you know what I mean"... That Lindsay Lohan has marked their split by (tellingly) getting a Marilyn Monroe quote tattooed on her wrist... It says: "Everyone's a star and deserves the right to twinkle"... That sources are making a big hubbub over Jennifer Aniston earning $13million more than Angelina Jolie did last year... That Jennifer hasn't got 6 kids swinging out of her... That, of John Mayer and Jessica Simpson's union, a source said: "John used to tell Jess all the time, 'I'm really attracted to your spiritual side.' He'd tell her that every time she opened her mouth to speak. It was a nice way of basically saying, 'Just sit there and be pretty, and don't ruin it with talk.' The sad thing is she started to tell people, 'I'm working on being more spiritual,' and then just sit there quietly"... That you can see what other celebrities are up to in Caught Out...