That this weeny installment of Rumours includes a lot of capital letters; more news on Lindsay Lohan's Funny or Cringe video; the snowball effect that is Susan Boyle; Cheryl Cole's dressing room antics; Victoria Beckham's birthday party; and Calvin Harris fibbing his head off............... That this is Seth Green... That's the only way to go after being a redhead... He he pulled out the new do at the 17 Again premiere in LA... That Kanye West is recording a song with Brandon Flowers... That the rapper blogged: "I WAS WORKING ON THIS DOPE A** SONG WITH JARED (Leto) AND BRANDON STOPPED BY. I PLAYED THEM SOME OF THE NEW JEEZY BEATS AND BEFORE EVERYBODY BOUNCED BRANDON HOPPED ON THE KEYBOARD AND I HOPPED ON THE MPC S**T WAS DOPE"... They then fed on fish sticks... That Eva Longoria, Kate Beckinsale and Katie Holmes all turned up to Victoria Beckham's 35th birthday bash in Hollywood's Cecconi's venue last night... That no one ate cake... That, of Cheryl Cole, Simon Cowell said: "We instantly became friends - we really, really got on well. Cheryl likes hanging out with me in the dressing rooms"... That Britain's Got Talent contestant, Susan Boyle, is now "staying with a friend to escape the media attention"... That, according to The Mirror: "She appeared via a live link on Good Morning America to be interviewed by Diane Sawyer and also featured on NBC Today where Kathie Lee Gifford broke down in tears after watching the clip of her performing I Dreamed a Dream from West End show Les Miserables"... She's also penciled in to appear on Oprah... That's kind've killed any semblance of "WHO'S GOING TO WIN BGT?!?" surprise... That Adele will make a cameo on Ugly Betty... That Calvin Harris said: "The first tactic of delaying the album was pretending that I lost it at Heathrow. That one worked pretty well. That was concocted between me and my sound engineer, Jimmy. I should make it clear that they did in fact lose our bags - that is fact - but it was not true that the album was in them. I would never check a hard drive in luggage. So the thing about Heathrow wasn't so much a lie, as, well, an untruth"... That Lindsay Lohan did in fact approach the Funny or Die people about her dating video skit... This is what Will Ferral's "FunnyOrDie.com partner", Eric Appel, had to say: "She came to us last Wednesday, wanting to do this... She just wanted to address all the crazy things people are saying about her in the media. We pitched her a bunch of ideas on Thursday… We wrote it (on) Friday, shot it Saturday, edited it on Sunday and then it went out. She was cool. She was a normal 22-year-old girl. She was a blast to work with, really fun"... That you can see what other celebrities are up to in Caught Out...