That this gaping episode of Rumours includes child auctioning; Cheryl Cole's oversized breasts; Lindsay Lohan putting on a floor show for Leonardo DiCaprio; Jennifer Aniston cozying up to Gerard Butler; Criss Angel acting the prat; and Jessica Simpson's mum referring to her as "top heavy".............. That Lady GaGa chose to sport this natty ensemble while out for dinner in London's Hakkasan restaurant with Mika yesterday (she left her teacup back at the hotel so she employed him as a prop substitution)... That a lady never dines with her gaga hanging out... That Slumdog Millionaire star, Rubina Ali, is up for sale - according to her father... That he told a News of The World undercover reporter: "We are considering Rubina's future. Obviously if you wanted to adopt we could discuss this, but her parents would also expect some proper compensation in return. We are talking of around £50,000 (€56,000) for this to happen. We can discuss everything about this deal when we meet. There's a lot of interest in Rubina, she's become very famous… The child is special now. This is NOT an ordinary child. This is an Oscar child!"... That a source divulged to the paper: "Rubina's family are furious that despite the film doing so well and their pretty daughter becoming so famous, they are still living in such rough conditions... Dad Rafiq is streetwise and knows that soon his daughter's success will be forgotten and her moment of fame will be over"... That Rubina's mother and step-mother have since been videotaped scrapping in the streets of Mumbai... Over to you, Danny Boyle... That Jennifer Aniston is carrying on with Gerard Butler... That Lindsay Lohan has been entertaining Leonardo DiCaprio in an LA club called MyHouse: She wasn't wasting her time chatting up small fish. She seemed interested in the gents with deeper pockets, probably because her career is on a downward trajectory. The pair were cosied up together deep in conversation. She definitely tickled his fancy... It was a bit shocking when she got up and started dancing in front of him but he seemed to be enjoying it"... That Lindsay Lohan is in talks to co-star with Mel B in the Las Vegas cabaret show Peepshow... A source said: "Producers are said to be 'more than happy' to hire Lohan but are also considering Holly Madison and Brooke Burke for the role of Bo Peep, starring alongside Mel B's Diva"... That it all boils down to who you want to see topless, therefore our money's on Holly... That Jessica Simpson now has to contend with lewd comments from her mother as well as her father... That her mum, Tina, Tweeted to Ashlee: "Driving home in my GWagon with Jess... both are fast and top heavy!"... That Cheryl Cole said: "In an ideal world I'd have smaller boobs. I'm a 32D which is ridiculous for my size and boobs are hard to dress. I hate looking booby. You can look really cheap very quickly. I'd love to have more junk in me trunk. Ideally, a body like Jennifer Lopez. But I'd dress differently to her. I'd dress like I do now. I'm happy with my style and I'm totally in love with fashion because I've learnt by making every mistake in the book"... That 'Maria' off Corrie has traded in her lumpy fake pregnancy pillow for an actual foetus... That Michelle Rodriguez "broke up" her friend's bachelorette party in the Dominican Republic by pushing "fully clothed guests into the pool" and proclaiming the stripper was "fat and had a small c***"... That magician/walking jewellery stand Criss Angel has had his bejeweled knuckles wrapped by Cirque du Soleil by giving audience member, Perez Hilton, a ribbing... That mid-performance, Angel said: "I have to recognise someone special here in the house. Perez Hilton, please stand up. We have the world’s biggest douchebag a**hole in the house!"... That Perez replied: "Thanks for the free tickets"... That a spokesperson said: "Along with our partner, MGM MIRAGE, Cirque du Soleil wishes to extend an apology to any audience member that may have been offended by Criss Angel's inappropriate and disrespectful remarks at Friday night's performance of Believe"... That David Blaine is engaged to his French model girlfriend, Alizee Guinochet... That Amy Winehouse burning her thigh while make pasta for her mates in St. Lucia is considered news... That Stephen Hawking is "seriously ill in hospital"... That you can see what other celebrities are up to in Caught Out... 

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