That Jamie Hince is sick to the teeth of listening to Kate Moss howl along to karaoke: "Kate's got a state-of-the-art karaoke system installed in both her London and Cotswold homes. When she's not working she likes nothing more than getting some pals over to her place after lunch, cracking open a couple of bottles and then singing to her heart's content. But Jamie is getting a little bit tired of the lengthy singalongs and he has now told her that she can only rock the mic for just half an hour a day"... That Kate Moss is still peeved about Pearl Lowe writing about all the Primrose Hill lot being a herd of swingers... That, when Daisy Lowe and her step-father Danny Goffey arrived at a PlayStation3 SingStar party, they were turned away at the door: "Unfortunately Pearl and Danny are persona non grata with the Primrose Hill set after she wrote her book exposing the clan. Daisy's done nothing wrong but organisers thought it best she stay outside as Kate was expected. Danny was immediately turned away but Daisy was eventually let in"... Why would you be bothered... That Johnny Depp and Marion Cotillard marched their severe hairdos up the Public Enemies red carpet in London last night... That Bruno's red carpet in L.A. and Australia are slightly more entertaining... As is the private dance he put on for Conan O'Brien (which can be seen on YouTube. The embedded code has been disabled by request, yaddah, yaddah)... That Amy Winehouse has taken one step further towards becoming a bona fide bag person; she's started bringing a pack of stray dogs back to her hotel bungalow in St. Lucia: "Management initially turned a blind eye to what Amy was doing. But she's adopted about five or six dogs now. They're all strays, without the proper vaccinations and they all have fleas. The management did not want the risk of any of the fleas infecting any of the other rooms. So they got a firm of fumigators in to blitz Amy’s quarters and told her not to bring any more animals on site"... That Peter Andre has banned Jordan from attending the birthday party he's throwing for their daughter, Princess Tiaamii: "Peter doesn't want her anywhere near his new home and he has made that clear to her"... That Steve McFadden has become a father for a fourth time... The doctor he met on the school run gave birth to his daughter yesterday... Both herself and Steve have three children from previous relationships... That, of inheriting her Harry Potter fortune of £10million on her 18th birthday, Emma Watson said: "The truth is I’d just like to pretend that [the money] doesn't exist... I really don't have time to spend my money. Sometimes my bank manager calls me to say, 'You haven't used your card in a while and now you're using it - no-one's stolen it have they?!'"... There's possibly a few charideees who might put aside some time to spending a few pennies... That U2's 360 stage looks like a giant Skeletor crab baby en route to a rave... That you know the story with Caught Out...

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