That this collection of Rumours features a cracking looking Whitney Houston; Russell Brand reigning himself in; Simon Cowell raking it in; Jada Pinkett Smith talking about sex again; Jack Duckworth leaving the Street; and Kelly Brook's baps........................ That Sadie Frost is in a huff because her off/on boyfriend, Kristian Marr - he of Towers of London fame *coughs* - has invited Amy Winehouse to his (get this) 25th birthday party this weekend: "Sadie was really excited about getting back with Kristian on his birthday. She has always loved him. But Amy turned him into somebody that wasn’t appropriate for her, or her (four) children, to be around. Just when he was getting back to his old self, Amy is back on the scene. Sadie told him if he has an Amy-free birthday she might consider giving their romance another chance"... That 41-year-old Sadie Frost needs to grow up... That, despite making many references to The Jonas Brothers' rings, Russell Brand has been asked back to host September's MTV Video Music Awards... That, of the gig, Russell said: "This year will be a controversy-free festival of love and discrete orgasms"... That Whitney Houston arrived in London yesterday to promote her new album, I Look To You, at London's Mandarin Hotel... That she's looking a damn sight better than she did in 2006 - nary a crazed look nor a full nappy in sight... That, somewhere, Osama Bin Laden is smiling like a school boy... That, of ceasing her topless sunbathing, Kelly Brook said: "Too many paparazzi and, anyway, Danny (Capriani) doesn't like it"... Of her career, she said: "Maybe I have to work a little harder to be taken seriously, but I think that any woman who's considered aesthetically pleasing struggles with that"... All the bap baring action and the constant giggling might also play their part... That Simon Cowell is on track to become TV's highest-paid earner ever... Take THAT, Oprah... FOX, who air American Idol, said: "The word went out from on high to pay Simon what he needs. Without him, the show would be a shadow of itself. And without American Idol, we're in the dumper"... That Simon is set to get "a huge increase on his current €29m annual contract"... That Ryan Seacrest has agreed to present another three series in a "€35m deal"... That Jack Duckworth (AKA Bill Tarmey) is ditching his full-time work on Corrie... He will "move away from the street and the fictional Manchester suburb of Wetherfield to the also fictional area of Middleton with his new girlfriend Connie Rathbone (Rita May). He will, however, continue to be a character in the soap with regular scenes in the Rover's Return pub and Roy's Rolls café"... Not much will change, so... That Daniel Radcliffe said: "Some people think I'm gay when I meet them, which I think is awesome. It's always good to keep them guessing... I don't go on any blogs or chats or anything, but my friends are demons for them, and apparently someone said 'Daniel Radcliffe is gay. He's got a gay face!' I really don't know what a gay face is"... That Jada Pinkett Smith said: "When you have three kids, you've got to take your opportunities when they come. In a limo, on the way to the Academy Awards this year, Will started looking at me in this way that drives me wild. We started kissing passionately, and the next thing I knew, well, let's just say we missed the red carpet and I ended up with almost no makeup on"... By the sounds of things, that was the last time Jada got any... That people think Penelope Cruz is pregnant as they've seen her sporting a "baby bump"... That TMZ are claiming the LAPD are now treating Michael Jackson's death as a homicide: "and they are focusing on Dr. Conrad Murray. Law enforcement sources tell us the evidence points to the anesthesia Propofol as the primary cause of Jackson's death. As we first reported, vials of Propofol were found in Jackson's home after he died. Law enforcement sources say there is already "plenty of powerful evidence" linking Dr. Murray as the person who administered the drug to Jackson. The evidence includes various items found in Jackson's house, including the Propofol, an IV stand and oxygen tank"... That today's Caught Out... features many pictures of Cristiano Ronaldo doing press ups and lifting weights in Maynooth...

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