That David Beckham was booed by LA Galaxy fans when he returned to play for the team over the weekend... That they're still not over him absconding to AC Milan for a few months... That Victoria, the kids, Simon Fuller, Tom Cruise and Gary Barlow "did their best to lift his spirits, cheering on Becks from the expensive seats"... Especially Tom... That Boris Johnson has a walk on part on EastEnders... That Benicassim had to cancel several acts performing, including Fight Like Apes, when freak winds brought the festival to a standstill: "It was a wash-out... Tents went flying and thousands of revellers had to stay in a nearby leisure centre"... That the Kings of Leon had to cancel their set "as extreme winds caused lighting equipment to crash to the ground, sparking a massive blaze onstage"... That according to US Magazine, the producer of Mischa Barton's new film - Bingo Gubelmann (seriously) - is less than impressed his lead has suffered a mental breakdown: "'It's frustrating. And it's not ideal. It's frustrating, but I'm not going to sit here and trash her because we're young as a company and we've got to live and learn...I don't want to be known as the producer that will turn on any actress at the drop of that hat.' While rolling his eyes, Gubelmann continued that 'it's hard to remember' why he chose Barton to star in his indie flick, 'because, you know, she's not here right now. Now, I haven't spoken to her yet because she's totally unreachable, so I don't know exactly what happened. I mean, I'm not as good at taking the high road as some people and yes, it would obviously be nice if she was here. Even just to hang out'"... That Bingo is a shallow prat who has as much perspective as your average stick drawing... That Madonna cried onstage in Italy on Friday night when paying tribute to the two men killed erecting the Sticky and Sweet tour stage in Marseille that morning (no rest for the wicked, and all that jazz)... The crowd, obviously not great in the English department, responded with clapping and much whooping... Of the accident, a source said: "Normally four cranes are used to lift temporary roofs, but on this occasion only three were being used. It was a recipe for disaster"... That Peaches Geldof went on the nod during an interview with Fearne Cotton: "Poor old Fearne was asking her a few questions then noticed she had stopped answering. She looked over and noticed that Peaches was fast asleep. It was a bit embarrassing for Fearne who immediately thought her questions had bored her so much she had to get some shut-eye. But it was just Peaches’ wild partying catching up with her"... That hopefully Peaches will be able to stay awake long enough to open The Wright Venue in Dublin on Thursday... That Jamie Hince is holding auditions for a new female vocalist since his Kills bandmate, Alison Mosshart, is doing her own thing with The Dead Weather... That his giddlefriend of two years, Kate Moss, will most likely join the line of hopefuls: "Kate is keen on doing more singing, she wants her voice out there. But Jamie is refusing to even entertain the idea"... That Paula Abdul won't be appearing as a judge again on American Idol, according to her manager... The LA Times reports: "'Very sadly, it does not appear that she's going to be back on Idol, adding Idol producers have been 'rude and disrespectful' by not offering her a new deal"... That since "Idol hasn't offered her a new deal she's now considering starting a competitive show"... That it'll mainly involve Paula dancing behind a desk and refusing to pick someone to go home as they're all so gifted by God... That Pink was headbutted by a frog in the Australian outback: "They (being Pink and her husband Carey Hart) were relieving themselves by the road when a frog jumped up and hit Pink bang in the eyes. She freaked!"... Not as much as the frog... That Paris Hilton has made it in to David Byrne's memoir about cycling. According to the New York Post: "the Talking Heads star, an avid cyclist, says as he rode through Manhattan one day, he suddenly had to swerve to avoid the celebutard. Hilton was 'holding her little doggie, crossing the street against the light and looking around as if to say, 'I'm Paris Hilton, don't you recognize me?' Byrne writes. The rocker also notes that New Yorkers have 'enough brains not to walk in front of a truck, but they'll step right into the path of a cyclist, thereby initiating a game of urban chicken'"... That you know the story with Caught Out... 

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