That this liddler dollop of Rumours includes the bones of Jordan; Britney; Lindsay; Pammy; Mariah; Freddie Highmore; and the female spawn of Hulk Hogan.............................. That, of his ex-wife's new fellah (the cage fighting Alex Reid), Peter Andre said: "Keep that man away from my kids"... That might be hard considering Alex and Jordan will "announce their engagement later this week"... Their marriage wouldn't be too shocking given the pair are due to share the same management (much like Jordan did with Peter when they wed)... That, since their engagement announcement, Jordan's Tweeted from Marbella: "I'm not getting engaged nothing of the sort just seeing someone I like spending time with! I'm away with my friends relaxing while Pete was due to have children this week. It seems whatever I do is wrong!"... That massaging your funbags in full view of fellow hotel guests is always wrong... That Jordan is in talks to "help promote cage fighting. She will be going along to support Alex at one of his fights in September to help 'improve the image' of the sport"... That says a lot about something if Jordan's being wheeled out to improve its image, although airbags in the vicinity of cage fighting are a good idea... That Brooke Hogan said: "The WWE have told me that if I ever want to become a wrestler all I need to do is walk through the door and they'll give me a job straight away. They are always like, 'Hey Brooke when are you gonna put on some spandex and get in the ring?' But it's just not my interest. I'm more of a girly girl"... That's a shame... That Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and their matching blonde locks all convened at LA's Grand Star Jazz Club on Sunday night... To quote TMZ: "The last time these two hung out, Britney hadn't been admitted to a psych ward... and Lindsay was straight"... That 42-year-old Pamela Anderson said: "I'm so much hotter in my mind. I always feel good - sometimes the reality just isn't as great. But I don't obsess on it. I know what I've got and I'm happy enough with it... I don't like pictures of myself. I've never looked at most of the ones my friend David LaChapelle shot... I like myself more as I get older. Now and again, I might still drink too much champagne, but the real craziness is in the past"... Much like Tommy Lee... That Dakota Fanning went on a date with Freddie Highmore last week... That Elle Magazine are in talks with Mariah Carey's management to "include a tribute magazine with copies of her new album"... That it's only a matter of time before advertisers gain unprecedented access to our dreams... That Method Man is being sued by a girl who claims she was shot by the rapper "at least six times" with a pellet gun... That Mary Anderson had the cheek to ask Method Man for an autograph outside one of his gigs in Texas last November... That you know the story with Caught Out...

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