That the 24-year-old Jude Law impregnated, Samantha Burke, was working in Hooters, Florida this time last year... That Charlie Slater off EastEnders appeared in a hardcore porno, called Diversions, shot in the 70s... That, before you lose your lunch, he only played a prison officer and didn't partake in any of the "action"... That Steve Tyler was hospitalised after an onstage fall while performing Love In an Elevator during a gig in South Dakota... Of the incident, a witness said: "Tyler was on the stage's catwalk when he tottered backward and fell"... Behold the ravages of age... That, since splitting from his Gavin and Stacey co-star, Sheridan Smith (you might also know her from other rubbish BBC comedies such as Two Pints of Larger...), James Corden has been milling into "TV presenter" Caroline Flack... That, when they met in Camden's Hawley Arms: "James was stuck to her side all night. They clearly had a cracking chemistry and were loving each other's company. James was heartbroken when things came to an end with Sheridan, but he has taken it as a chance to enjoy being single and famous"... That, if he weren't famous, he wouldn't enjoy being single too much... That Gerard Butler invited Kelly Brook back to his hotel room for a nightcap after the London premiere of The Ugly Truth... That she accepted... Big wup... That Simon Cowell's next protege, who he found auditioning for the current series of the X Factor, is a 21-year-old called James who suffers with Asperger's... That James "has barely left his housein seven years"... That, once Cowell's done with James, his next protégé will be a comatose child hooked up to a ventilator... That Victoria Beckham's rep has said she only has time to appear as a guest judge on American Idol... Likely story... That Jordan left Alex Reid peeved by inviting their driver (Saul, from Brazil) to engage in a threesome: "She would start making these comments about how big and strong he was. At one point she was being flirty with Saul and said she wanted sex with him and Alex. All she did was talk about sex. She had no problem taking her kit off in front of him and gave him an eyeful of her boobs. Alex was getting really jealous as Katie was paying so much attention to him. In fact, Alex has got more and more stressed about the attention she pays to other men"... That, of his perfect partner, Robert Pattinson said: "I like people being forward. Gosh, I don't know. I like strong people, chiselled abs *starts doing sit ups*. I don't know, I take what I can get!"... That Pattinson failed to confirm the gender - so it's a free for all, YAY!... That, when talking with Conan O'Brien, Ashton Kutcher said of his wife's collection of dolls: "They upset me - I saw Chucky! These things freak me out, man, and she's got like thousands of them. They're everywhere - and they're freaky. I think the dolls have souls. And they're always looking at you - we have some in the bedroom and that makes things just weird. Some of these things are worth a lot of money apparently but they frighten me a little bit"... That he shouldn't look at Demi too closely, so... Ashton's currently trying to drum up publicity for his new film, Spread... That Ashley Olsen said: "[Growing up] it was almost like I was in the army. School, work, homework, fly to New York, get in at two in the morning, do a morning show at 5am., then another one at 7am, then a radio interview at 10am... I look at Britney, and I'm surprised I didn't end up like her"... That Ryan O'Neal's son, Griffin (who Ryan banned from Farah's funeral), said: "I was 11 years old when he gave me cocaine and said we are going to see a long movie called Barry Lyndon. He said, 'It is a very long movie. Maybe this will help you'. I was 11. I could never, ever do that to my child. It destroyed me. It wasted many, many years of my life"... That a 53-year-old man, Mark McLeod, has been arrested for stalking Miley Cyrus... That he believed she was sending him "secret messages" through Hannah Montana... That Chris Brown's sentencing has been deferred until August 27th: "The judge said she wants Brown to perform Caltrans-type work - hard labor - for his community service. The plan for the community service in Virginia was not fully in place, so the judge wants to see the full schedule at the end of the month"... That you can seen photos of the "celebrities" due to take part in Charity Lords of the Ring in Caught Out...

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