That the latest puddle of Rumours will bring you movements of Jordan's latest meat; Paris and Doug; Penelope Cruz's womb; Pauline Fowler's ashes; and Rihanna's comeback performance.................... That Tom Sizemore has been arrested again (his second time in three months)... This time it's for "misdemeanor domestic violence"... It's the second time he's been accused of "allegedly" hitting a woman, the first of which was Heidi Fleiss... That Alex 'Flash in The Pan' Reid is to now play the lead in his own (low budget) movie... According to The Sun: "Reid, 34, plays a fighter who rescues a slave girl after a bare-knuckle bout with her Czech master. A close pal said: 'Everyone else has been making money out of his situation with Jordan except Alex. Ex-girlfriends have all been cashing in and Alex hasn't seen a penny"... That Peter, meanwhile, has been bringing Junior to kung fu classes... That Rihanna is due to perform for the first time since the Chris Brown belting her business... She is expected to sing her new single, Run This Town, alongside Kanye West and Jay-Z on The Jay Leno Show on September 14th... That Tom Cruise, who's also billed to appear on the show, will be bopping around somewhere in the background... That Wrigley are "formally terminating their relationship with Chris Brown"... That Chanelle 'I'd LOVE to be a WAG' Hayes has made an unsuccessful attempt to take her own life after a fight with her boyfriend Matt, a pro footballer with Middlesbrough... A source said: "Chanelle had been having boyfriend troubles with Matt. They had been arguing a lot. She took the paracetamol and red wine out of frustration at how badly things were going. She was in a terrible way"... That Wendy 'Pauline Fowler' Richards, who lost her battle with cancer six months ago, "wanted her ashes to be mixed with those of her pet dog", Shirley... Luckily for Wendy's husband, John Burns, he also gets to join the mix upon his passing... That Jack Tweed said: "I get drunk and girls always seem to be around me in clubs - I don't know why. I end up taking people back to mine for a party"... That, of opening his own boozer, he said: "I'm really looking forward to it. The contracts are being signed. But don't worry, I won't be drinking on the job"... That Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are back together... The Post reports: "The couple was spotted Saturday night on an Air Pacific flight to Fiji en route to the Red Bull Island (actually Laucala) that was once owned by Malcolm Forbes"... I can't believe Red Bull have commandeered an island... Bet the natives are tickled to bits... That you can see a load of disembodied Hello Kitty heads floating about her dress...That, of Paula Abdul rejoining American Idol, TMZ reports: "there is a chance Paula will come back to the show. Reality - better than a good chance. We're told the conflict is ultimately all about money... and buzz leading up to season 9"... Funny that... That Penelope Cruz's rep will announce she's four months pregnant with Javier Bardem's child anytime now... That you can see what other celebrities are up to in Caught Out...
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