That Michael Jackson, despite reports of being buried at a mystery spot last month, is in fact being buried today, in Forest Lawn Memorial Park in Glendale, Los Angeles... That he will be laid to rest somewhere between Walt Disney and Larry Fine (one of the Three Stooges)... That Kerry Katona has gone to the police as she is "determined to get to the bottom of where her money has gone. She believes that fraud has been committed and is determined to bring whoever did it to justice"... She should look closer to home... That Jordan's new piece of man meat, Alex Reid, has landed his own show called Self Defence With Alex Reid... That "some telly blabbermouth" told The Mirror: "Alex is in the final stages of signing the deal. He'll be showing men and women how to look after themselves should they become the victim of a violent attack. This is, of course, a matter close to Katie's heart, so it wouldn't surprise us if she dons her spandex to join him"... That Peter Andre will join This Morning as a "roving reporter"...That, in a recent interview with Wonderland, Megan Fox said: "Part of my product is being outrageous and outspoken so even when I'm not being that way I'm going to be sold that way"... She then said "Michael Bay wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he's a nightmare to work for"... In the same interview, Megan also offered: "I definitely have some kind of mental problem and I haven't pinpointed what it is"... That, of losing five stone, Stephen Fry said: "I started off a great deal fatter. The experience made me get in shape. I was fed up with having man boobs. I could see silverback gorillas looking at me with envy"... That Bono has swooped in to salvage his ailing production of Spider-Man the musical... New York Post columnist Michael Riedel wrote: "Bono's too smart to put his own money in the show, but word on the street is that he's tapped into his vast network of rich friends and business associates to restart production. Bono feeds half of Africa. So raising a few more million for Spider-Man shouldn't be too difficult"... That Shirley Bassey's granddaughter flew over from Spain to try out for the X Factor... That sources say the judges "were not blown away by her rendition of Faith Hill's song There You'll Be"... They were more blown away by this fellah's prowess (in the pants department)... That you can see what other celebrities are up to in Caught Out...