Rumours about Jeremy Clarkson getting dumped on; Matt Damon doing Michael Douglas; Jay Leno daring to ask Tom Cruise about his sex life; Charlize Theron doing full frontal; Peter Andre charming children with his Christ-like ways; and Mel B leaving an ominous post on Twitter......................... That, according to someone on the set of Strictly Come Dancing, Jo Wood ain't got no rhythm: " Jo just can't keep time and it is infuriating. It's nothing to do with effort. She is putting all the hours in. An element could be stress and it might click on the night. But she will get ripped to shreds by the judges if her timing is out. The steps mean nothing if she can't keep time"... That, while she's out of time, Ronnie's thrown his 20-year-old lover out on the street after their row on Monday morning... Seemingly Ronnie said he was going to meet Jo for dinner and, when Ekaterina insisted she come too, Ronnie launched her clothes out the window and told her to leave, rather impolitely... That, of the opening scene of her new film in providing the audience with an immediate full frontal, Charlize Theron said "the scene was right for the story and made her want to know, who is this woman?"... That barely never happens at the beginning of a film... That Chris Brown's having a blast, Twittering away during his community service at Richmond Police stable... His posts so far include: "On my way to community service" and "Check out my outfit"... That Chris has employed three extra off-duty police to protect him while he's carrying out his service... TMZ reports: "We're told each off-duty cop makes a minimum of $28 per hour - and since Brown requested their service, he's responsible for paying them. Even if Brown knocks it down to one extra cop per day - for the remaining 178 days he has left to serve - and even if the extra cop only works a 5 hour day. Brown will still be in the hole $25,760. Ironic that a guy convicted of felony assault is paying so much for protection"... That, after meeting up with the rest of the Spice Girls (again, Posh Spice couldn't make it *badumtish*) for a "reunion dinner", Mel B posted on her Twitter: "Spice girls, stadiums?????????? Had dinner with the amazing melc emma and geri I love them so much (sic)"... Again, if they're planning another tour... *shakes fist*... That Avril Lavgine has dumped her husband of three years, the blonde dude from Sum 41, Derek with a Y or something... That, of casually mentioning she was raped by a well-known celebrity, and the resulting police interest, a mate of Jordan's said: "She had no idea that her claims of being raped in the past would reach this level. She deeply regrets saying anything and opening such a large can of worms"... Yeah, cause nothing happened when Ulrika Johnson said she'd been raped by a well-known celebrity... That Peter Andre, meanwhile, is startling newborn babies.... That, of his suits not fitting him for a spell, Matt Damon said: "I was like, 'What's going on?' I took another suit out and it didn't fit either. Honestly, what I thought was that somehow (George) Clooney had gotten in and paid somebody to slightly hem them. My wife said to me, 'Could it be that maybe you've put on some weight?' I'm like, 'That's absurd! I look fantastic!' I was a fat ass, because I got back in shape later and went and put the same suits on and they fit. It made more sense to me that George Clooney paid somebody to hem my suits than I actually didn't fit in my suits"... That Matt Damon is playing Michael Douglas's lover in a new film about Liberace... That, last night, Leno asked Tom Cruise while he appeared on his show via satellite: "I know you're a pilot, what are you better at - flying or sex?" Tom responded: "You know what, I don't know. Having sex with me is like flying, Jay. I try to excel in all areas and I've never been asked for a refund, so I don't know"... That Michael Jackson's brothers are starring in a reality show... That Tito said: "It basically shows the insides of the Jackson brothers (ew?), what they are about, what they are about musically, their recording and their personal life as well as their public life, as you guys know it"... Yeah, so must we see it again? That a number of protesters have deposited a heap of manure on Jeremy Clarkson's front lawn, and clasped signs reading "This is what you're landing us in." One of the protestors said: "I love Jeremy. I love fast cars. But. I learned that climate change will make my future unrecognisable. If we keep on loving the fossil-fuelled lifestyle, then by the time I hit 49, the world will be too busy coping with the impact of climate change to bother about how big an engine is possible"... That you can see what other celebraddies are up to in Caught Out...

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