That Julia Roberts is pissing off the locals near the set of her new movie, Eat, Pray, Love, which is being filmed in Patuadi, India... One local said: "It's the holiest time of the year and we must not be stopped from visiting our own temple"... However, one of Julia's "350 security guards" said: "Nobody can breach the cover. We have strict instructions"... That Justin Timberlake is now "having and affair with" Rihanna, with hollyscoop.com claiming: "Justin and Rihanna have been seeing each other for the past few weeks"... That Justin was treated to a "lap dance" from Rihanna at NYC's 10ak nightclub... That would be a thrill if a lady Pepe Le Pew is your thing... That Mischa Barton is unable to make her own coffee, according to moles on the set of her show The Beautiful Life: "She was getting snippy with the director and kept demanding that someone make instant coffee for her. Often, she'll stare at the coffee for minutes at a time and say, 'Who will fix my coffee? I need someone to fix my coffee'"... That Mischa didn't get her coffee "fixed" strong enough when she turned up on the red carpet for Michael Moore's new film Capitalism: A Love Story in NYC - "She took one look around and realised she was in the wrong place. Barton finally ran across the street to attend the Met Opera's opening of Tosca"... That, according to the New York Post, Michael Moore's "documentary criticizes banks like Citibank and Goldman Sachs for irresponsible greed, so attendees were surprised to find they were seated in the 'Citi Balcony' - sponsored by Citibank"... That Jessica Simpson's friends are worried she'll spiral into depression after finally admitting that her maltipoo, Daisy, has been scarfed by a wild coyote... According to People magazine: "When leaving the house, Simpson left on the air-conditioning for her dog; and when Daisy was sick, Simpson refused visitors so that they wouldn't wake Daisy. She threw Daisy birthday parties, and when she talked about having a 'girls' night in' with a video, she was talking about herself and Daisy. 'Jessica has a very small inner circle,' the friend said. 'But she always had Daisy. Daisy gave her unconditional love.' And, unlike some of the men in her life, the friend added, 'Daisy never betrayed her. Daisy was always there for her. This is serious. Jessica's heart is broken'"... That Daisy sounds just as controlling as any rogue boyfriend, however: "Daisy ran the household. If Daisy didn't like you, you were gone. Sometimes if her regular hair and makeup people weren't available and Jessica had a sit-in, if Daisy didn't like them, they wouldn't be back. Daisy ran the roost"... She sounds like your typical bitch... That Louis Walsh has been to LA to get some work done: "Simon has been badgering him for years and Louis finally succumbed. He's been in dark glasses to hide the bruising"... If the X Factor was at the live show stage, I might actually be arsed tuning in to just to see his mush... That Cheryl Cole has immense perspective: "I genuinely feel like my hair is the most important thing. If you're having a bad face day or a bad make-up day, as long as your hair feels fab then you feel alright. But if you're having a bad hair day, then you feel aware of it - if it's kinky, or if it's dry"... Then again, I suppose your hair is the most important thing if it has the power to land you a L'Oreal ad for some hair stuff: "I've had a private screening. There was a round of applause when I said, 'Because you're worth it.' ('cause helping advertisers fuel the notion that women need multiple products for everything to function deserves to be lauded?) It was really exciting, but I couldn't watch it back. I can't watch myself"... That's what they all say... That, despite recently being photographed leaving a gyne office with Javier Bardem, Penelope Cruz said: "I start getting some presents from friends saying, 'Congratulations, you're pregnant'. And I say, 'No, I'm not, so return the presents. It's amazing"... Keeping the presents would feel more amazing... That Howard K. Stern is being charged with six felonies for "alleged prescription abuses involving Anna Nicole Smith"... Two nannies who used to work for Smith claim: "Stern and Dr. Eroshevich would crush pills, heat them to turn them into liquid and inject Smith... After taking the pills or being injected Smith would be 'like you were drinking,' often falling in the house, and sleeping for two or three days at a time"... That Anna Nicole Smith was also pictured in a "number of sexual positions" with Dr. Khristine Eroshevich, her psychologist...

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