That I've just after moving into a new apartment... I've been waiting for the NTL guy to arrive since 9am this morning... Just found out the washing machine doesn't work, clothes now caked in washing powder... Currently watching Ellen dance around her studio to American Boy with her (largely female) audience squealing their heads off... She's a fine example of the term 'stealing a living'... That Kate Moss has so much confidence in her singing abilities that she's joined the Performing Rights Society in England... A source working at the establishment said: "Kate has co-written some songs with Pete Doherty and she will now be able to collect her share of the royalties ('cause the £40million she's earned from modeling isn't sufficient). For any future songs she writes - and which are played on radio, TV or live - we will also collect the royalties due. Both Pete Doherty and Jamie Hince are members. We are glad to welcome Kate too"... That Amelle Berrabah has gone into hiding since she was instrumental to Keisha leaving The Sugabaes: "Her management have received thousands of abusive letters whilst her Twitter page has been overrun with them. She's petrified - some have been really threatening. She won't be hitting the club scene until everything has died down. She feels she is at risk"... That Amelle will never be happy... That Robbie Williams joined the rest of Take That to celebrate Mark Owen's (premature) Stag Party in New York this weekend (Mark's getting married to Emma Foster "sometime this winter")... That Robbie also joined the band to record some new material at Electric Lady Studios: "He is back with Take That in the studio and they're all writing together again. Robbie wouldnt be happy performing old Take That songs that he has had no part in. But if they can pen new tracks that they're all happy with, they'll record them and he'll be back with them on stage"... That X Factor contestants Tru Colourz have been booted out of the competition, not for having a trulee dyabollickal name but because one of the trio is under 16... That, of marrying her 22-year-old lover, a source "close" to Madonna said: "She knows that's what Jesus wants. She has a lot of wonderful memories of both of her weddings. She doesn't want to slip off and do it quietly. She definitely wants a big and rather fantastic affair"... That, of her next musical direction, electro pop purveyor La Roux said: "I might have to go the other way, be slightly 'less', otherwise I might end up looking like a clown"... Bit late for that... That Viv off Emmerdale has produced a "live music show" called Barockestra... That it "gives classical favourites like Vivaldi's Four Seasons a rock-style twist"... That CNN are lining up Ryan Seacrest for Larry King's job when the 75-year-old's contract ends... A source said: "Larry will step down in 18 months (kicking, screaming and pulling on his braces). Ryan is the popular choice to take over, but his deal with Fox makes him unreachable. John King is popular but is more at home on politics"... That Jude Law wasn't asked about his new daughter (courtesy of "24-year-old" Samantha Burke) during a recent appearance on Regis and Kelly... That he was on the show to promote his outing as Hamlet on Broadway... A source told the New York Post: "He has banned interviewers from asking about it before agreeing to sit with them"... Law's rep called the claim "ridiculous" and said, "No subjects are banned"... No questions about doing the nanny, then?... That Roman Polanski has (finally) been reminded that he's not above the law: "The famed director was taken into custody by Swiss authorities trying to enter Switzerland yesterday. Polanski pled guilty in 1977 to having unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor (she was 13) but then fled the United States before he could be sentenced. Polanski has lived in France ever since to avoid being arrested. There has been no timeline set as to when, or if, he will be extradited back to the U.S...