That Suri Cruise has a wardrobe of "designer clothes worth £2million"... A source said: "They really splurge on Suri. (she) is very vocal when it comes to outfits. She's rarely seen in anything twice"... That Victoria Beckham has been known to commission Roberto Cavalli to design dresses for the toddler... That you can see Suri tottering around LA in a pair of heels if you happen to pick up a copy of Heat... That Paula Abdul is releasing her own rage of doggie accessories: "Paula is secretly launching a new business, designing duds for classy canines. She has already met with major pet store buyers who are straining at the leash to handle her designs... The 47-year-old ex-pop star is believed to be working on crystal-studded collars and leashes, T-shirts, sweaters and shoes for dogs"... That she plans to have her own five dogs model her wares in all the TV and print ads... That Jessica Alba's dyed her hair red... I think she's finally trying to communicate with me... That Robbie Williams's girlfriend, Ayda Field, is reluctant to marry the star: "He'd love a wedding. It really would make his life complete after all the madness that's surrounded him. But Ayda has seen her mother divorced twice and is all too aware of the pain it's caused. She doesn't want to end up going the same route"... Ayda is, however, open to having kids and plans to be "a stay-at-home mother, cooking, cleaning and taking care of Rob. They want at least two or three kids and have names picked out already"... Yeah, divorce is messy, whereas kids are a piece of piddle to deal with if things don't work out... That Spencer Pratt said: "I'm not even kidding, my wife - OK, I'm gonna get crass here - but we're barely having sex because I'm scared that she's gonna have a baby. That's the level our marriage is on right now. I'm not even kidding - my wife has me debating cutting off my nuts... So yes, I'm very concerned. Our sex life has dramatically changed recently"... That Will Ferrell is about to become a father to his third son... When asked if his two sons (5-year-old Magnus and 2-year-old Mattias) had commandeered his "funny gene", Ferrell said: "No, they're not funny. They're deadly serious"... That LaToya Jackson said: "You must understand something Michael always told me. He said, 'If anything happens to me, if I die, it's because someone murdered me. They're trying to kill me'. It wasn't that he was being delusional, they did this over the catalogue. He owned the Beatles catalogue. Most entertainers out there, he owned their music. He would say, 'They're going to kill me over that catalogue. It's dangerous'. Look what happened" *smacks lips, eyes dart around room*... That Jennifer Aniston said: "If I walk onto an airplane, I always have to go on with my right foot first and tap the outside of the plane. I have always done it. For luck. Someone told me to do it and I don't remember when that was. But it's kind of stuck"... That, of her year off after starring in Juno, Ellen Page said: "It was amazing and exactly what I needed. You're learning how to live in a holistic way with the cycles of the Earth. At one point I was digging goat manure and putting it into a wheelbarrow, and while shovelling it, I just went, 'Oh, my God, this is exactly what I want to be doing right now'"... That Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith are co-hosting the Nobel Peace Prize in Norway on December 11th... That Dennis Hopper has been admitted to hospital in Manhattan with "flu-like symptoms"... That Debra Tate, the sister of Roman Polanski's murdered wife Sharon, has defended her brother-in-law on the Today show... According to TMZ: "Tate went on the Today show this morning, claiming Polanski wouldn't get a fair trial stateside for the rape of a then-13-year-old-girl back in 1977 - because our 'system is broken' - and the matter would be better served in France... whatever that means - France can't prosecute him. Tate added there's a difference between 'rape and rape' - and this was 'a consensual matter'"... Again, between a 45-year-old and an inebriated 13-year-old... That the latest installment of AranMan's Premiership Predictions has been posted in the Features Section