That this clutch of Rumours includes more "conceptual" ramblings from Kandy Rain; Cheryl Cole's brother failing to turn up for court; Heidi Klum giving birth; a ramble why I can't get it together to write an Irish Apprentice blog at the minute; Penelope Cruz's ring; Zach Braff's mortality; Lourdes standing up to her ma; and Pamela Anderson utilising a child as a boob perch................... That Robbie Williams has come across with the reason as to why he looked like a loon on Sunday's X Factor results show: "At this point in the rehearsals the music starts... The doors open...but live...The music starts...The doors don't open. So we're a few seconds in and the doors remain closed... a few more seconds and they're still closed. Now I don't know if you've ever had 10 million people plus ready to judge you on your first performance back in three years... But let me tell you, if the door between you and them isn't opening that's enough to throw you right off your stride. I had to wedge it open myself. That wasn't part of the show. That was brute strength and now heavy nerves, shifting something I probably wouldn't be able to move in the cold light of day. So there's a bad start. I had a whole pose planned and what not. But that went out of the window"... So there you have it, in a neat nutshell about the size of Robbie's ego... That another Kandy Rain member has been speaking out about their "unfair" elimination from The X Factor... This one's called Chemmane: "We would have got bigger and better. We want to get people talking about what we're going to sing and what we're going to wear (fellow "band"mate, Azi, might want to have a word with Chemmane about Kandy Rain's "concept")... Chemmane then added: "We want to be different, and we're not scared to take risks"... What's different or risky about four birds dressing like hookers and calling themselves a band just cause they can sing a bit?! Oh, these wans were actually strippers at one point, unlike The Pussycat Dolls...? That Cheryl Cole's 29-year-old brother "failed to turn up for a court hearing" and thus faces arrest... That Andrew Tweedy received a suspended prison sentence for "squirting pepper spray in a stranger's face"... That Heidi Klum has given birth to fourth child, a baby girl... That she's to live with the name Luo Sulola... That Lourdes has started quibbling with her mother, as teenagers tend to do: "Occasionally, they argue because Lourdes might like to wear something her mother doesn't agree with (trousers?) Like all mothers and daughters, they have disagreements. That's OK with Madonna. Madonna told me, 'I want her to learn to argue and stand up for herself. And if she can stand up to me, she can stand up to anyone'"... *yawns*... That Spencer Pratt commandeered one or two copies of the Playboy that had Heidi on the cover: "I have 5,000 copies of it currently stacked in my garage. I'm not even exaggerating. I didn't realise how many 5,000 were until they got delivered. I'm thinking about wallpapering an entire room with them one day. I got them for all my friends (appropriate), and then I realised that I didn't have 5,000 friends"... That Penelope Cruz has "sparked wedding rumours" by sporting a large diamond and sapphire ring on her ring finger... That Zach Braff is not dead (in the literal sense)... That I keep meaning to write something about The Irish Apprentice but I'm too swamped with other trivialities... For those who missed it, the show lost it's first female last night, Jennifer 'people tink I'm a dumb blonde, burramnoh' Quinn.. That I'll have more time next week... That Pamela Anderson decided to attend the 6th Annual Hollywood Style Awards in a sheet designed by Vivenne Westwood... Of the ensemble, Pamela said: "The dress came with a million safety pins, and Westwood told me to just pin it and knot it in a bunch of places"... According to the New York Post, when "asked to name her style icon, Anderson said, 'Humpty Dumpty.' Asked about her new fragrance line to be sold exclusively in drugstores, the buxom blonde responded without a blink, 'That is why I always smell so cheap'"... That Pamela employed a bewildered looking girl, reportedly called Adelaide Gault (according to IMDB, her parents are pushing her into acting), to carry a rogue piece of the "dress" around... When Adelaide wasn't also being used as a breast rest, or breaking down in hysterics, she was praying for the day when her eye line is well above crotch level...  That you can see what other celebrities are up to in Caught Out...
 

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