Today's Rumour mill is churning out the likes of Georgina Ballie's opinion; people from PETA peeved over Paris's pygmy pig *wipes mouth*; people from child advocacy groups being peeved at Pammy;  and more on Amy Winehouse's breasts; That Louis Walsh won't be on the panel for this weekend's X Factor live shows as he's attending Stephen Gately's funeral, in Dublin's St Laurence O'Toole Church on Saturday... That fellow judge Cheryl Cole won't perform live during this weekend's X Factor, as she won't have enough time to shimmy into her stage clothes between ad breaks. Instead, her performance will be pre-recorded and aired during the show... This has not pleased fans, which have been posting comments such as: "How can she sit there judging people's live performances when she won't do it herself? What's she so worried about - that she can't sing? Performing in front of a studio audience is one thing but singing in front of 14million people is quite something else. It's double standards" aaaaannnd: "This idea that she won't have time to get from her seat to the stage is tosh. They play enough ads and fillers on that show - she'd have plenty of time to get ready AND get changed"... Recently, Cheryl said of the prospect of performing her single on the show: "The nerves started weeks ago. It's really here and happening. I love performing but I've sat for weeks judging people and now I'm putting myself out there to be judged"... That Robbie Williams' album is currently lagging behind Alexandra Burke's in the charts... That Rob 'remember me? I used to be crazy Sean off EastEnders *ruffles hair*' Kazinsky said of not being able to find work: "I've only been offered reality and celebrity based TV here (England) and that's not what I'm interested in doing. I think it's the market at the moment. There doesn't seem to be any work around. None of my actor friends are working, it's almost impossible"... Of returning to EastEnders, he said: "Sean's still out there, he hasn't died, but he's probably in a mental home somewhere... I'd never say never to returning but at this point in time I can't see it happening because I've got so much on"... I'm confused... That 66-year-old Jeffrey Tambor, AKA George Bluth Sr. off Arrested Development, has become a father to twins. Tambor already has two other children from his marriage with wife Kasia, and another daughter from a previous marriage... There's life in the old goat yet... That, of Amy Winehouse's stint in hospital to make her chest worth £35k, a fellow patient said: "It was brilliant having Amy on the ward. She was great fun and very entertaining. She was more than happy to mingle with everyone. She's hilarious and kept serenading people. She has an amazing voice. She sang some songs which she said she'd only recently written. Despite being a superstar celebrity, she was really down-to-earth and loved chatting away to anyone and everyone"... That they put on you pretty hefty pain killers after you've had a boob job... That her (allegedly new) left boob is seen here attempting to fill out a shirt which reads 'Blake's Girl'... That the "freckles" on her nose are more perturbing... That American media outlets have suddenly found Georgina Ballie relevant... One website referred to her as an ex-girlfriend of Russell Brand, and posted this quote she proffered about his relationship with Katy Perry: "Everyone knows you don't date Russell Brand seriously. Russell likes the idea of having a serious relationship, but when you've got all these different flavors of ice cream offered to you on a plate, you're not going to stick with vanilla, are you? I don't think he's capable of monogamy"... That the chances of him staying monogamous while with a Satanic Slut are slim; while dating Katy Perry's high profile breasts, however... That PETA aren't happy with Paris adding a miniature pig to her menagerie: "The Chihuahuas, ferrets, and kinkajous she's paraded through her home in the past were not accessories, and pot-bellied pigs aren't either"... They also said Paris is setting a "wretched example" by treating animals like they're "as disposable as her friends and finances"... They forgot to add "fiances"... That child advocacy groups aren't happy with PETA spokesperson Pamela Anderson for recruiting a 9-year-old to carry around her dress (as mentioned at the end of yesterday's Rumours)... An attendee at the Style Awards said: "People were genuinely shocked. She (wee Adelaide Gault) didn't even have her own seat and had to sit at Pamela's feet, where people nearly stepped on her to get to the stage. The girl looked uncomfortable and kept tugging on her dress to get her attention, but Pamela waved her away. Pamela was telling people it was her daughter. And, after she presented David LaChapelle with an award onstage, she shouted 'daughter' in front of the whole auditorium, and slapped her leg like she was calling a puppy. The girl rushed up to grab her train"... A spokesman for the Child Labor Coalition said to the New York Post: "I would want to speak to the child to ask her if it is something she willingly did. Nine is very young, and an awards ceremony is a long time for a child to be out holding a dress..." Adelaide is the daughter of Sharon Gault, who is a "makeup artist to the stars", apparently... That you can see the likes of Spandau Ballet giving it socks in Caught Out...
 

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