That Robbie Williams is embracing the world of 'lite' entertainment with gusto by signing up to appear in a Christmas special with his mates Ant and Dec: "Ant and Dec have been given the green light to make a Christmas special which will be ITV1's big family entertainment show this Christmas. They (by 'they' we mean Morecambe and Wise) came up with the concept and pitched it to ITV. Their own company, Gallowgate, will make it. Robbie is really excited to be on board. They have already been discussing ideas together. It is nothing to do with Saturday Night Takeaway"... That Jamie Kennedy has dumped Jennifer Love Hewitt, but she's not really into the idea: "Jamie is still hung up on on his ex-girlfriend) Shannon and has been telling her that. He also told her he had zero desire to go to the Tao event with [Love Hewiit], but Jen insisted they go together to put rumors to rest. Jamie decided he at least owed her that, so he appeased her and accompanied her to the event even though he's pretty much checked out of the relationship... Jen knows things have really changed with them, but the public appearance is all part of her damage control plan. Unfortunately for her, it doesn't seem Jamie is going to stay with Jen ultimately"... That, not only are The Spice Girls reuniting to play a gig in South Africa around the time of the World Cup, they're also planning a West End show... The horror... A source said: "The project is Geri's baby really but all the girls (even Victoria) are backing it. The idea is for five relatively unknown actresses to take the parts and hopefully the girls will each have a say in who is cast"... That Kerry Katona said: "I do not do drugs any longer. I am looking after myself mentally and physically as well as I can. Ideally I would like to have a single and an album out at some stage next year"... That, of his illicit tryst in Nobu restaurant, with Angela Ermakova many moons ago (which resulted in the model getting pregnant), Boris Becker said: "I don't know if a bathroom is a better place but it actually happened on the stairs between the bathrooms so there was no broom cupboard"... That 45-year-old Courtney Cox said: "We're not trying yet. We're revving up the engines. I'm only ready 'cause time's a-ticking... If I was 34, I'd wait another year, because I like those three-to-four gaps. I want (5-year-old) Coco to be helping me with the next one. One child is hard. Two is probably harder"... That Madonna said: "People have told me, 'You could just go out there and play guitar and sing your songs like Paul McCartney,' but I'd be too bored. Most of the joy of the shows is the magic of creating them - theater. I'm a perfectionist. I like hard work. I like to sweat"... That it distracts from the fact that she can't sing... That Penelope Cruz will play a city banker who gets too close to Chris Noth's Big in the latest Sex And The City "movie"... That Liza Minnelli has also signed up to appear in the glorified clothes advert... Both Cruz and Minnelli are Oscar winners... That Richie Rich has somehow managed to entice Pamela Anderson out of her clothes again (he also managed to coerce this fine yoke out of his clobber, so he is a certifiable genius)...  She mounted the stage wearing what WENN are calling "an Evil Ronald McDonald face mask" (complete with camel hoof from hell), courtesy of PETA... That, given recent reports, Pammy could've also gone as The Child Catcher... That A-Ha have broken up after 25 years... That the band will, of course, have a farewell tour... According to the BBC: "Only the final date, in Oslo on 4 December 2010, has so far been confirmed"... That the band released a statement saying: "We are retiring as a band, not as individuals"... Great, I can't wait to see what Pal gets up to... You know Pal... he's the one that looks like an emaciated ET in a toupee... That you can see what other celebrities have been up to in Caught Out...

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