That Lorraine Keane lied to me when she said she had no more TV work in the offing (see the Vince Vaughn interview on eiTV); sure wasn't she only on GMTV this morning interviewing Jedward's family and friends in some random boozer in Dublin (their best friend is called 'Trailock') ... That, of Jedward winning the X Factor, the man responsible for Mr. Blobby said: "I'm praying that John and Edward don't win but there are reports they might be in the lead. You have to live with the public vote. If they win it would be a complete disaster. I would get on a plane and leave the country then sulk for about six months and Louis will be in serious trouble (for being responsible for making this year's show ratings gold). It is a singing contest and they can't really win. They are not the act we are looking for when we started"... That Taylor Swift and Twilight's Taylor Lautner can't keep away from each other... According to the New York Post: "The pair attended a hockey game in LA on Sunday, had dinner with Swift's mom on Monday, and then were seen at Ruth's Chris Steakhouse in Beverly Hills Wednesday night. A giggling Swift then agreed when Ellen DeGeneres teased, 'He's cute.' Mean while, the two Taylors will play a high school couple in the romantic comedy Valentine's Day, due out next year"... That the PR junket should be amusing if they break up in the interim. 'Cause she took the Joe Jonas break up really well, 'n stuff... That Kerry Katona is being headhunted by ITV to play a role in Benidorm... That, of Taylor Swift agreeing to be photographed with a guy with a Swastika emblazoned across his T-Shirt at Katy Perry's birthday party, her rep said: "Taylor took pictures with about 100 people that night ... she doesn't know who this guy is and she didn't realize what was on his shirt"... According to TMZ: "AJ English, tells us he didn't know Taylor before Katy Perry's party last weekend - and he's sorry for dragging her into the chaos. As for why he had a swastika on his shirt in the first place - English says it started out as an 'X' but was 'perverted' as the night went on, adding he's 'not a racist' and doesn't support the Nazi agenda... That Mr. English and Mr. Griffin would get on famously... That Chris Brown took the trouble to post the following on Twitter: "OFFICIAL ALBUM DATE: DECEMBER 15... GRAFFITI... NOW BLOG ABOUT THIS... LOL"... About what an ignorant, insensitive, abusive, basic abomination on mankind you are? Are you sure??? That, of a potential new partner, Jessica Simpson said: "I don't want to get bored. I can bore out pretty easily, so I love intellectual men... people that will always keep me intrigued. I definitely love a spiritual man - somebody that is going to always inspire me. I love artistic men, somebody that really understands their art. I like a confident man"... Consider yourself a shoe-in if you can draw stickmen, and are in possession of a John Mayer/Nick Lachey level of intrigue... That Dennis Hopper has been diagnosed with prostate cancer... That Aran Man's just posted his latest installment, filled with foxes, Bear Grylls, Boglins and Premiership Predictions... That you can see what other celebrities have been up to in the usual place...
 

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