That Mel Gibson's girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva, has made him a father for the eighth time... That their baby girl was due in December, but Oksana had her last Friday, October 30th... That Wayne Rooney has become a father for the first time... Coleen gave birth to his son, Kai Wayne Rooney, this morning... That Colin Farrell has become a father for the second time... His girlfriend, Alicja Bachleda, gave birth to his second son, Henry Tadeusz Farrell, "last month"... That, of Rachel being kicked off the X Factor, Dannii Minogue said: "I used to think X Factor means an amazing singer and a personality and a performer but I'm beginning to think it's not just about the singing with the acts that are left"... That angry fans have been leaving comments on official site, saying: "What a total cop out by Simon.... he keeps on each week that it is a singing competition then confirms that it is just a TV show to him when he lets the least popular act go not the best singing act !!! Simon - what a let down" and "What a joke!! What's the point of the sing off? It's there to give someone a chance to stay. Tonight one person out sung another and still went out, so the sing off is pointless, right?"... That Jedward stand accused of giving their fellow contestants nits: "The nits situation is the talk of the house - it's absolutely horrible. They fear it's spreading around the whole house and all are blaming John and Edward. The contestants reckon their quiffs are so greasy and long anything could grow in them. Everyone is keeping away from them and their hair products"... That'll learn the twins not to swing out of the legion of tween fans lurking outside their house... That Lindsay Lohan was spotted wearing the face of Gerard Butler at some soiree in Morocco... The Mirror reports: "Looking fantastic in a slinky, black dress, Lindsay lured Gerard, 39, away from us while Michael Jackson's Billie Jean was playing. She put her Trilby on his head, turned up his collar and started dirty dancing. They ended up in a corner snogging, followed by more dancing and flirting. Lindsay told us: 'He's hot, he's mine! I've got no ring on my finger so I'm gonna have lots of fun. This is the most romantic place in the world after all"... It just so (coincidentally) happens that Gerard is promoting his new film, Law Abiding Citizen, at the minute... That, in yesterday's Sunday Times, Russel Brand spouted such tripe as: "Katy's lovely. I am living in a different way at the moment. Regardless of what happens in my current situation, I am unlikely to be satisfied with calamitous promiscuity of the preceding five or six years. I am ready for children actually. It's been seven years since I took drugs. I've made a film. I don't have to fight so much. I've grown weary of the carousel". That Kelly Brook's still coming up with excuses as to why she's not landing any presenting jobs in Britain: "I'm quite loud. When I was in film and TV, people were always saying, 'Oh Kelly, make it smaller, make it smaller'. I think TV is all about not turning off the public, it's about not being too sexy, not being too much of anything really. I think the more mediocre you are the better you do because people need to think you're their friend, they don't want to be threatened by you, you've got to be warm, you've got to be not too smart, not too pretty, not too anything"... That two out of three ain't bad... Of her Big Breakfast presenting debut/debacle, she said: "I was 18, I've got big boobs, it was my first TV job and people literally sat and scrutinised everything I did and wrote down every mistake"... So, having big boobs is a mistake now? I'm so confused?!... That Jeremy Piven said: "Mick Jagger and I were both born on July 26 - just different decades! I actually wandered into his 60th birthday party in Prague and witnessed him dance for five hours, sometimes to his own music. He was dancing exactly the way you'd think he would, like a chicken on meth. It was awesome."