That I didn't watch Big Brother last night as I was out for dinner with the sisters and had my head in a trough of tadoori for most of the evening... That I hear Stephen offered Daniel Craig's Bond shoes to Alex to totter about in... Yis, the Baldwin believes Alex has acting potential and could be the next 007 - if he gets his honk fixed... The "representation of the light of truth" my ass... That Vinnie Jones wants to leave already... That Heidi Fleiss's brother drowned during a swim in Hawaii a few days before she entered the house... That she was going to give CBB a miss but was talked into doing it by her "long-term love Dennis Hoff", who told The Sun: "Heidi was so devastated she almost pulled out of Celebrity Big Brother. She said, 'I loved Jason. I don't want to be disrespectful to him.' I told her she needed to get away and stay busy so she does not have time to dwell on this awful thing"... That Hoff currently owns the Moonlite Bunny Ranch brothel in Nevada, so he's used to getting women to work for him... That the reason as to why Lady Sovereign didn't quite take off in the States has become clear... That she said the following during her debut gig in New York: "I'm sorry, you know, but I have to do this for the money. I'm so broke right now it's disgusting. I'm just about paying my rent - I'm homeless in about two months, I swear. You wouldn't understand. I've just come out of depression, yeah. It's America. America f***s you up. F*** America. I'm being serious. I said I didn't want to do this show tonight. I don't mean any harm to anyone. This is so painful to do this. I'm, like, shaking, I swear. You wouldn't understand, that's all I'm saying"... That's enough... That Russell Brand has confirmed reports that he's engaged to Katy Perry via a text to The Sun, which simply stated: "It's true. Much love"... *fingers wallet* care to wager? I'll be generous and say 18 months... That Robbie Williams is gunning for a duet with Leona Lewis... That Olly Murs is beginning to learn: "I'm a bit disappointed Robbie hasn't been in touch. I texted him to say Happy New Year and congratulations on getting engaged but heard nothing back. His phone must be dead." Olly also admitted that "Simon Cowell had not been in touch either"... That Olly has been busying himself meeting and greeting folk outside McDonalds on Grafton Street in what appears to be a homemade version of the JML Magic Scarf... That Sylvester Stallone has broken his neck during filming his action flick, The Expendables... That Rihanna is releasing a "tell-all" autobiography in June: "There is a lot Rihanna has to say about a lot of people. She has finally plucked up the courage to reveal all to the world (funny, I thought she'd done that via a bathroom mirror already). There might be a few people *waves at Chris* quaking in their boots right now about what she will be writing in this book".... That Graham Norton has signed a £4million deal with the BBC, rendering his wallet £500k lighter than last year... That the BBC are considering "dropping" Jonathan Ross altogether... That, despite saying he'd take a 50% pay cut, a BBC insider said: "There is a feeling that the BBC may be better off by just getting rid of him"... Ross saying the station "has shite on over Christmas" probably didn't help his plight...