That I missed Celebrity Big Brother last night as I wasn't aware it was on at 8.00pm (which is a little embarrassing given I'm in daily contact with TV listings)... I hear they're all fighting over food, 'cause Sov stole a tin of beans, or corned beef... This left Vinnie especially irked, so he presumably vented some of his rage at Alex Reid, saying stuff like: "No-one would want to be in a movie with you at the moment - no-one would want to be associated with you. If you offered me five million dollars to be in a movie with you, I wouldn't take it... People will cross the street to get away from you"... That Jennifer Love Hewitt is trying to warm the world to 'Vajazzling'... For those of you unaware as to what it means: "It is adding jewels to your 'va-jay-jay' in the words of Love Hewitt, so it is bedazzling your 'lady parts' with crystals to make it more attractive we suppose. She says that her friend did that to her with Swarovski Crystals after a break-up and that she describes it all in her new book The Day I Shot Cupid. Jennifer Love Hewitt appeared on the George Lopez show and described this new bizarre trend and no one really seemed to know what to say. She even said 'it looks like a disco ball down there'"... Some people will do anything to sell themselves, even encrust their nethers, or shave their chin (more on Heidi Montag in a bit)... That Simon Fuller and director Jamie King have joined forces with Perez Hilton to "create an all-male group for the next generation"... Perez blogged: "This is a boyband unlike any other before. ALL of the members will sing. ALL of the members will dance. Finding our talented group won't be easy, but the end result is going to be soooooooo worth it. I can hear the screaming girls already!"... That he is looking for boys "aged between 13 and 25"... That Geri Halliwell has been spotted "giggling" outside a church with Kenny Goss, therefore she is due to marry her 30-year-old boyfriend Henry Beckwith as of immediately... That Katy Perry put an end to those pregnancy rumours with the most unnecessary Tweet ever... Look away now if you're squeamish: "@thedoctoluke ur gonna make me cry, maybe that's my period tho. THAT'S RIGHT I'M BLEEDING. Face. Better luck next month peepz"... That and Russell were made for each other... That Heather Mills drove her Lexus 4x4 into a billboard at London's Alexandra Palace ice rink... A witness said: "Heather came out of the ice rink carrying her skating leg and jumped in the car. She must have forgotten that she was parked in front of a post and just charged straight into it. She was pretty shocked as it was quite a bump. She got out of the car and saw the damage she'd done and was livid.It was her birthday, so no doubt that made her extra angry"... That Simon Cowell hasn't been put off by Victoria Beckham's less-than-glowing American Idol reviews, he is offering a judging panel seat on The X Factor US: "Simon was trying to get hold of Victoria for a few days, keen to suggest a few X Factor dates. When they did finally speak, she was incredibly flattered, not to mention surprised. Money was not discussed but as American TV judges go, the minimum she would be on in a four-show deal is $4million. However, if she was to become a permanent fixture, she could earn tens of millions..." For doing what, looking hungry?... That a source at NBC said: "Now that Conan has made it clear he is leaving the troubled network, Jay is considering doing the same. They have put Jay in a terrible position. It looks like he is the reason that Conan is now without a job. Jay is a great guy and it's not fair that due to NBC's stupidity he looks like the bad guy. Plus, what happens when Jay does return to the 11:35 slot if his audience doesn't immediately follow? How can he possibly trust the same network that cancelled Conan after only seven months?"... That, shocker of all shockers, Tila Tequila's engagement to the recently deceased Casey Johnson was a PR stunt... The pair only met each other three days before "the engagement announcement"... In spite of this, Tila wants custody of Casey's adopted child: "Her last wish was to have Ava, have me have Ava"... What, so you can teach her that all she can amount to being is a "bisexual" pair of fake baps?... That Charlie Sheen has "asked a US judge not to let television cameras record a court hearing next week related to allegations that he threatened his wife with a knife"... That an "unnamed waiter has reportedly tried to sell a sex tape featuring Lindsay Lohan"... According to sources: "This video file is dynamite. It is pretty seedy and shows Lindsay engaged in a particular sex act which, obviously, should remain behind closed doors"... As opposed to all the ones you can do in the middle of a playground at lunchtime... The source added: "She is devastated - particularly as she is working hard on cleaning up her act. Lindsay has just made a serious documentary on child poverty in India for the BBC, she is terrified this will be put in jeopardy now"... That Michael C Hall of Dexter and Six Feet Under is undergoing treatment for Hodgkin's Lymphoma... Hall said: "I feel fortunate to have been diagnosed with an eminently treatable and curable condition, and I thank my doctors and nurses for their expertise and care." He will attend this coming Sunday's Golden Globe Awards.