That Cheryl Cole has now wriggled out of letting Jonathan Ross interview her this Friday... She will, however, manage to perform her new single Parachute... That the papers are making a "big whup, wanna fight about it" regarding Cheryl sharing Green Room space with one of Ross's other guests, Charlotte Church... That, when Cheryl took Ashley back after he diddled the hairdresser two years ago, Church said: "To take Ashley back shows complete lack of self-respect"... That Amy will re-marry Blake in Vegas. At least they're giving the sanctity of marriage the respect it deserves... That Lily Allen is going to star in her own reality show - 'cause that's what retiring from the public eye is all about: "The soon to be semi-retired singer has signed up for her own TV show to chart her journey from pop singer to shopkeeper. Camera crews are already following her as she prepares to open a designer clothes-hire store, called Lucy in Disguise, with her sister. The film crew will also capture her putting things in place to launch her own record label"... That, according to movie buffs, both Sacha Baron Cohen and Jemaine Clement are up for the role of 'Yaz' in the third incarnation of the Men in Black franchise... That Josh Brolin is also joining the cast... That, of being "just friends" with Billy Corgan, Jessica Simpson said: "I can't find good enough words to speak about Billy. He's a very, very dear friend. For him to give his time and his talents and share them with me, it was a great experience. And I hope we can do more music together"... That, according to The New York Post: "Demi Moore gave daughter Rumer Willis a pole-dancing lesson at a party at the Chateau Marmont hotel in Hollywood. A partygoer told Life & Style that the Striptease star 'even spun around the pole upside down.' Then Rumer gave it a whirl as Ashton Kutcher, Jennifer Aniston and Leonardo DiCaprio cheered her on at the recent bash. 'Everyone was cheering, and Leo gave Ashton a high-five,' the source added"... That Nicolas Sarkozy and Carla Bruni are both having it away with other folk: "The claim is that Bruni is romantically involved with French musician Benjamin Biolay, while Sarkozy has fallen into the arms of 40-year-old ecology minister Chantal Jouanno "...

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