That Natalie Cassidy is pregnant "by her boyfriend of less than a year"... Cue book about pregnancy, birth and motherhood, followed by another fitness DVD... That Spencer Pratt has been suspended from The Hills by MTV for six weeks... Us Magazine reports: " Pratt, 26, recently 'flipped out' on the show's set after a female producer made a request to which he objected. He got so crazy that he screamed at [her], 'I should kill you for even asking me to do that!'" the source recounts. 'Very rattled' by Pratt's outburst, the producer filed a complaint with the show's top producers - who then threatened to kick Pratt off the show. Pratt's team went back with a compromise: 'the show agreed that Spencer would leave The Hills for six weeks to do anger management training once a week at home. If he completes it, he can return to the show'"... That Spencer's peeved that his wife's new breasts have landed her a role in what's destined to be a dire film, called Just Go With It... The film will also feature the talents of Adam Sandler, Jennifer Aniston and Nicole Kidman... That Orlando Bloom is shooting a film in Dublin with Amanda Seyfriend this coming June... That Mike will heckle him in the street given the opportunity...That Charlie Sheen has "pleaded not guilty" to holding his wife at knife point on Christmas Day, after she was believed to have broached the subject of divorce... That Sheen's rep, Stan Rosenfield, said: "Charlie is looking forward for this opportunity to clear his name"... He's also looking forward to return to the set of Two and a Half Men, where he gets showered with a million per episode for playing a slightly more agreeable version of himself... That, of her skyrocketing star, Florence Welch said: "It is amazing to me that the album has reached so many people. But I don't really get recognised. I think I'm at the level of fame where people know my album, they know me, but I'm not like, famous. Usually it's girls who look like me who stop me. There's quite a lot of red-headed girls come to my gigs"... That I hope you all enjoy your Paddy's Day and, if you happen to be in Dublin City Centre, please come to the aid of any desperately unnerved and desolately disillusioned tourists you will of course encounter... I saw an American couple this morning staring agog at a homeless who was jovially rubbing himself on the back, while shouting across the road to his mate "a boord shah' on me! Yeah, a booord shah' on me in me sleep!" *hangs head*... That you can see what other showbiz heads have been up to in Caught Out...

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