That Louis Spence had a great time at his birthday party in Chinawhite last night... That newly engaged Michael Lohan had an even better time at (loosely termed) Celebrity Boxing 19 held at South Philly's Bar & Grill... That you can always tell when a marriage will work, when you're openly and honestly pretending to dog a porn star in front of your fiance... That Michelle McGee was due to referee but then scrapped plans: "McGee, the woman who rocked Sandra Bullock's marriage with claims of an affair with her husband Jesse James, was due to oversee the bout between reality TV star Jon Gosselin's ex-girlfriend Hailey Glassman and porn star Gina Lynn. Hailey Glassman pulled out of the event due to McGee's Nazi tattoos and Michael Lohan's current fiance, Kate Major (also one of Jon Gosselin's exes) stepped in"... That Sandra Bullock is looking after Jesses James's kids while he's in rehab: " The ‘Blind Side’ actress is said to have taken on the care of Sunny, six, Chandler, 15, and 12-year-old Jesse Jr. - the motorcycle entrepreneur’s children from previous relationships - while her estranged spouse is in rehab being treated for sex addiction. However, she is not believed to be staying at her Hollywood home with them. A source told website TMZ: 'It's a positive sign about Sandra's relationship with Jesse'"... Depends on what your definition of "positive" is... That Courtney Love wants Robert Pattinson and Scarlett Johansson to play herself and Kurt Cobain in the biopic of the latter's life: "R-Patz has been in regular contact with Kurt's widow Love, who has been handed a key role in the production by bosses at Universal Pictures... A source said: 'This is a big money deal for Courtney. She has agreed to the film on condition that she gets to decide the main aspects of the project including director, casting, screenplay and music. Robert has been calling and emailing her non-stop. She has been a bit wound up by his manners, but he is her number one choice to play Kurt. She is adamant Scarlett will play her. Scarlett is friendly with Frances Bean, her daughter with Kurt... A few years ago Sony Pictures were told to sling their hook by Courtney when they floated the idea of Zac Efron as Kurt, while Frances Bean would play her mum"... That, upon meeting Brian McFadden, Dannii Minogue squinted, and said: "I'm trying to see what Delta sees in you"... That 17-year-old Miley Cyrus is getting married to her 20-year-old boyfriend of ten months, Liam Hemsworth: "She's convinced she'll spend the rest of her life with him. She's talking about a wedding as soon as she turns 18. She's even asked her mom if she can wear her wedding dress"... She's also asked her dad, Billy Ray, to play banjo while two-stepping her down the aisle... That Channel 4's Shameless "is being adapted for US network Showtime with William H. Macy and Emmy Rossum leading the cast... The executive producers are the drama’s original creator, Paul Abbott, and John Wells, whose credits include ER and The West Wing'. Allison Janney, of The West Wing, will have a recurring role"... That Strictly Come Dancing are having another "revamp"... Forsythe's agent Jan Kennedy said: "We need to make sure if there are changes, they are not too great. It is important to him that the show is right, that it keeps getting better... He has a meeting later this month with the BBC and will make his mind up then"... That, in some instances, enforced retirement is a good idea... That Patsy Kensit is due to announce her separation from her fourth husband to date. She's been married to Jeremy Healy for one year: "She is devastated that Jeremy does not even want to put any work into the marriage. He won't even speak to her anymore and she has not seen him for weeks. This is the last thing Patsy wanted. She has been through so much and had so many plans for her and Jeremy. She can't believe it is over. She did not want to call time on the marriage but she knows she has to"... That Jeremy joins the ranks of Dan Donovan, Jim Kerr and Liam Gallagher... That Dionne (AKA Stacey Dash) from Clueless has turned 44. She was 29 when she played the role in 1995...

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