That, of her Iron Man 2 co-star, Gwyneth Paltrow, Scarlett Johansson purred: "I was so lucky because I had Gwyneth to counterbalance all that testosterone. It certainly was a bit of a boys' club. Luckily, I am entertained by all of that. I think that for the guys, this movie was their playground - they had all of the big toys and all of the big action sequences. Luckily, I exuded enough femininity to kind of quieten them down a little bit"... It's tough trying to exude femininity when rammed into a catsuit... That, of her 'father' tweeting that she's possibly HIV positive after sleeping with Tommy Mottola 6 years ago, before claiming his account was hacked, Lindsay Lohan said: "He's a grown man and has done the exact same things on TV/interviews, [so] why wouldn't he lie on Twitter, and everywhere else... He just wants money - and he's using me, my name, my status, my mother, brothers and sister for the cash to pay for [another] wedding"... That Michael had said, "There is an imposter on Twitter... My attorney, Lisa Bloom, will be contacting the authorities to find out who is responsible for this criminal act of ID theft/impersonation'... That John Mayer is giving up Twitter: "I just think Twitter as a form of communication - I think it's over, to be honest with you... I might as well spend that time making a sandwich or building a model ship or something. My challenge going forward is to basically disregard the need, the obsessive need for external validation"... That Jessica Simpson said she only brushes her teeth "maybe three times a week... They are too slippery. I need a little coating (AKA plaque eating bacteria feasting on decaying food). I do use Listerine and I do floss every day. It's really weird but I have great breath"... That SJP is going to pay for more children: "I don't know if we're finished having children. I know that we're lucky that we could afford that particular option, but we encouraged each other to explore all options. I suppose the only courage it takes is to not listen to people who find it objectionable. And there are those"... Like, essentially, mother nature... and possibly your workload... That Matt Damon's wife is pregnant with their third child... That Isla Fisher is blooming with Sacha Baron Cohen's second child... That Daniel Radcliffe is Britain's wealthiest actor under the age of 30... That John Cleese said of his new girlfriend of four months: "I've found someone who is very age inappropriate. Jenny is 39 - making it 31 years' difference - which is a disgrace... One thing we know about Jenny is, she’s not after my money"... Yeeeeah, I'm sure she's all about the personality... That the tea cosy from N-Dudz was snapped hoofing a load of 'meow meow' in at club. He has since released this statement: "I was taking meow meow. I was on a night out with mates and it got a bit rowdy. Meow meow was legal then and lots of my mates were taking it too. I know this drug has now been made illegal and would not endorse any of our fans taking it"... That Larry Mullen thinks he can act... That the newly single Ryan Phillipe said: "If a woman is funny, that will leave an impression and stay on my brain. A girl should do something, anything, to make me laugh. I like dark, intellectual wit. But no jokes about bodily functions. That's not a turn-on for me"... That Josh Hartnett and Abbie Cornish have "gone public with their relationship"... That the Grainne Seoigebot is being headhunted by GMTV to perch herself beside Adrian Chiles of a morning... A GMTV source said of Grainne's stint as a sports reporter: "Gráinne is proving a massive hit with viewers - especially the men. People are asking for her hand in marriage and begging to see more of her on the sofa. Gráinne has certainly impressed"... Ah, Irish people who don't look like Irish people, always a winner...