That Cristiano Ronaldo has paid "a year's wages" to keep the mother of his child quiet - that being the equivalent of €10million... Gossip mongers are saying he paid a surrogate to have a baby, because he "has millions, has a great career, but he didn't have a child"... Strange behaviour for a 25-year-old millionaire... unless his mother, who "will help Ronaldo look after the child", badgered him into it. That or he impregnated Tara Ried... That Britney Spears said: "That Victoria Beckham spewed in Nice aiport... That's the level of news we're dealing with today: "David and Victoria threw a huge party at their home in the South of France to celebrate their anniversary. A lot of champagne was consumed - most of it by Victoria - and a lot of giggles had. In fact, it was so good, David and Victoria decided to keep going the following day... and night. When she woke up yesterday Victoria quickly realised she’d overdone it. David was stroking her hair, being a real sweetie throughout, and tried to persuade her not to fly back to England. But Victoria had work commitments which she refused to shy away from, and said she’d get on that plane even if it killed her"... That Lindsay Lohan also got served with lawsuit papers while in court yesterday. TMZ reports: "The process server says Lindsay “freaked out,” told people around her to get the guy out of the elevator and away from her. The process server says he attempted to hand Lindsay the papers but she would not take them so he dropped them on the elevator floor, by her feet. Under California law, generally a process server has done his job when he comes face to face with the person served"... That Lindsay's also getting jip for having 'F*ck U' emblazoned on her nail varnish while in court yesterday... Smart... That Michael Lohan was seen partying and smiling for snappers at The Saddle Ranch in Los Angeles after Lindsay's sentencing... That Oksana took photos of her face after its encounter with Mel Gibson's fist: "You can see Oksana's two main front teeth were broken and there are bruises all over her face. They will come out eventually and she is prepared to use them in their court case. Oksana was scared to death to go to the cops. Any battered woman is… most women never speak out and suffer years"... That Corrie are having a mass cull around December 9th: "Much-loved characters will be killed off as the street's viaduct collapses, sending a tram crashing on to the cobbles... Not even our cast and crew know which residents will die and the drama will continue into 2011 as the people of Weatherfield come to terms with the tragedy and the dramatic twists and turns that follow"... That Molly and Tyrone will be among the bodies... That Derek Hough is keeping a bedside vigil beside Cheryl, you know, after her catching malaria after he brought her on holiday... That Ashley used to hide away from Cheryl's ma: "At the top of the house was Ashley's gambling den with gaming tables. His football shirts adorned the walls and a marquetry floor had the emblems of the clubs he had played for - England, Arsenal and Chelsea. There was a spiral staircase to it, and Ashley said that was where he bolted to escape Cheryl's mother"... That Paul Gascoigne said: "I fancy Amy Winehouse. She's class. I'm going to give her a call and see what she's up to. Amy’s the woman for me. I thought she was in rehab and I sent her a couple of cards wishing her all the luck. I love her. I'm dying to meet her"... That Amy isn't the only one dying to meet Prince Harry... That Prince said: "The internet’s completely over. I don’t see why I should give my new music to iTunes or anyone else. They won’t pay me an advance for it and then they get angry when they can’t get it. The internet’s like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can’t be good for you"... That OJ Simpson has proposed to one of those mad yokes who stalk people in prison: "According to The Globe, the former football player fell for the 'young blonde' called Anna despite never meeting her in person. 'They've been writing to each other for a while now,' a source said. She sent him her photo, and he just flipped for her.' The 62-year-old will allegedly marry his pen pal while still behind bars in a Nevada prison for a 2008 armed robbery charge. The marriage would be Simpson's third"...