That, of Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry said: "She's Britney Spears all over again. It's happening right before our eyes. She's definitely headed the Britney route. It's worse. Look at those outfits. It's bad"... That, of Lily Allen giving two-hour notice cancellation for her appearance on his show, Alan Carr said: " I heard at four o'clock this afternoon that Lily Allen's pulled out, so that's the second time she's pulled out on the day with two hours to go. So I don't know what's wrong with that f****** bitch. I don't know if it's a vendetta, "I don't know whether she hates me or it's because I'm gay, but the way I'm buzzing now I could f****** slap her"... That Harry Hill has landed a record deal with Universal. That, a few years back, "he did a concept album on a minor label called The First Meeting Of The International Recipe Card Top Trump Society"... That, in one of the taped incidents between herself and Mel Gibson, Oksana is heard saying: "What kind of a man is that who would hit a woman when she is holding a child in her hands, hitting her twice in the face? What kind of a man is that?"... That Mel responded: "You know what - you f**cking deserved it"... That Mark Ronson was annoyed Amy Winehouse got drunk before a performance in London together on Tuesday. What does he expect? "After the gig, Mark was furious with Amy for getting smashed and they exchanged words. He was annoyed that Amy got drunk when she knew she was going on stage. It was an important gig for him and he wanted things to be right. He felt let down by her - not for the first time... That Peter Andre "collapsed" during his morning jog: "Pete was doing his usual morning run round the private estate where he lives when he felt a crippling pain. He screamed out in agony and crumpled to the ground clutching his chest. He thought he was having a heart attack"... That it's since transpired that he's injured some pectoral muscles. That Jennifer Saunders is fighting breast cancer... That Sam Taylor-Wood has given birth to her 20-year-old fiancé, Aaron Johnson's first daughter... That some bright spark has left the bath on in the apartment above me so I've to leggit...

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