That Piers Morgan and signed on the dotted line to take over Larry King's show. It's reported he will work around 30 weeks per annum and will be paid £1.4 million from CNN, which is roughly €1.6 million *drops to the floor*...That I don't necessarily agree he's THAT good...That Katie Price doesn't know what she's talking about. During a recent interview, she was played a number of songs and had to give her opinion on them. One such song was 'Mysterious Girl' by her ex, which she said was a classic, then came the following. She was asked what she made of the Guns N'Roses 'Welcome to the Jungle', to which she replied "it has no soul"...That someone must give her a lesson on classic songs...That Aston of JLS said he will miss his band mate, Marvin, when he moves in with the Saturdays star, Rochelle...That it's time he grew up anyway...That Ronaldo is 'very happy' being a dad...That red Robert came out while being interviewed. Robert Pattinson was talking to The Mirror and, in response to Courtney Love's outburst about the possibility he could be playing Kurt Cobain in a film, he had the following to say; " You see all these comment, like from Courtney Love saying 'What the f**k! He's totally wrong for it' and I'm like: I f**king said no, you d**k, I didn't get offered it. For one thing, I'm too tall and I can't sing like him, I'm nothing like him. I love Nirvana, but I love them a bit too much. I'd be embarrassed" (to play Kurt he means). That's a side we never saw before, makes him a little more attractive now...That Penelope Cruz got hitched earlier this month and her spokesperson is only telling us now...That Simon Cowell got a text from Cheryl and said she was on the mend and making a good recovery...That Rachel Stevens loves being pregnant and the curves that come with it...That she looks great in these pictures...That Tiger Woods practice is in full swing *badumtish*, over in Scotland and he is looking FANtastic...That on that subject, one of his many lady friends is still trying to convince him and a judge that Tiger is the father of her son, even though a paternity test said otherwise...That some people will try anything for a quick buck...That the LA County Sheriffs Office want to interview Oskana Grigorieva's 10 year old son, Alexander. According to TMZ, the boy lived with Mel Gibson and his ex and is considered a very important percipient witness...That the Jersey Shore soundtrack has been released and there was a big party to celebrate. Attendees included Nicole 'Snooki needs to stop wearing tight dresses' Polizzi, Jenni 'JWowwahatever' Farley and Mike 'the situation loves himself, but who cares' Sorrentino...That The Hills is finally over.

-Alicia Coyle