That Jedward are to perform (a cover of Blink 182's All The Small Things) in the Big Brother house this coming Friday... That should remind the remaining housemates of their fate... That producers are hoping the likes of Preston and Chantelle will be reunited for the Ultimate Big Brother Champion thingy... Chantelle is said to be "keen"... That former Celebrity Big Brother winners including Mark Owen, Jack Dee and Alex Reid, have already turned down the oppertunity to participate... That, of her ill-fated pop career, Jordan said: "It's so hard to sing and dance at the same time. I now appreciate how difficult it is. I knew I wasn't going to be good at it. But you only live once"... Of her long-suffering ghost writer, Rebecca Farnworth, she added: "She knows how to put a book together. I don't. I'm not a writer. I sort of say a plot and how I want it and then each chapter I go through with Rebecca"... Of her latest novel (her fourth to date), Jordan continued: "It's a story about a couple and then another man gets involved. It sounds very similar to my life, actually. It's like Rebecca and me are predicting what's going to happen to me in my life. The character might get back with her ex, she might not"... That "officials" are now saying Brittany Murphy and her husband Simon Monjack have mould to blame for their respective deaths, not prescription drug addiction: "Tragedy first struck in December when Clueless star Brittany was found lifeless in the married couple's shower. It's been reported mould was detected in the house during the ensuing investigation, but was later dismissed. Just months later, in May, British screenwriter Simon passed away at the Hollywood house he shared with his late wife's mother Sharon. Although prescription drugs were found in both Brittany and Simon's blood, the coroner insisted they weren't fatal doses"... That Lindsay Lohan has been moved to solitary confinement, cause she was disturbing her fellow inmates... Former inmate Cheryl Presser said: "Lindsay would lie there shivering all night, crying and covering her face with her hands. Her wailing was keeping everyone awake. She had a hysterical fit, crying and yelling, so she got put in isolation"... That Lindsay's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, said: "She has made some friends"... That Michael Lohan is trying to sell pictures he took of former fiance Kate Major while she was "passed out" in their bed, naked... Major, when speaking with TMZ, said: "Michael is disgusting. I was never aware my then-fiancé took these pictures, as he took them when I was asleep and without my knowledge or per mission. My lawyer will be dealing with this"... That's almost as bad as a kick in the face... That Mel and Oksana decided to split during a tree planting ceremony for their then 3-month-old daughter: "Tensions between the couple reportedly reached their conclusion on February 18, when the pair invited close friends and family members to their mansion in Malibu, California, to celebrate the arrival of baby Lucia - then aged three months - by planting a tree in her honour. However, a source told RadarOnline.com the Braveheart actor lost his temper during the day, and accused the Russian singer of 'smiling too much' while talking to one of the male gardeners"... That the Kings of Leon called off a their gig in Missouri "because pigeons kept pooing on them"... The band took to Twitter to explain why they had to abandon the performance; it was "too unsanitary to continue"... That the new host of The One Show has been previously mistaken for her predecessor Christine Bleakley, saying: "I don't think maybe you see yourself looking like anybody else necessarily but some people have sort of mentioned in passing 'Oh you look just like the girl of The One Show.' But I mean looking like Christine isn't a bad thing. She's a gorgeous girl and she did a great job while she was on The One Show so you know, just hopefully people will see that we are quite different"... She even has a regional accent, this time it's Welsh... That Tom Cruise let Cameron Diaz be the fastest person round the Top Gear track for al of 30 seconds... Diaz did the lap in 1.45, while Cruise (allegedly) did it in 1.44... That Jeremy Clarkson is of an age now where perving over his celebrity guests and regaling tales of girls on footpaths unwittingly baring their stockings and red g-strings is creepy... That Kerry Katona and Brian McFadden have "made up"... They've even posed for pictures together... Considering Kerry recently twittered: "Think it gonna be one of them days, my rice krispies just said, s**t, f**k & b*****ks", she most likely thought she was being photographed with a marshmallow... That Seth McFarlane has purchased "an exact replica DeLorean" from Back to The Future... Nice to see all those rehashed rape, paedophelia and domestic violence jokes have paid off... Here are many, many photos from this weekend's Comic Con, featuring classy sorts like Natalie Portman, Sigourney Weaver, Ellen Page being dwarfed by Liv Tyler, Charisma Carpenter, Eve Mendes doing a jig, Scarlett Johansson, Vanessa Hudgens avec a band of fellow lollipops, and some not so classy sorts (... no, no, it gets better... and I thought she just wore hats for a living...) as well as Robert Downey Jr., Val Kilmer, Ryan Reynolds, an exceptionally skinny Peter Sarsgaard, Marky Mark, Will Ferrell, and let's not fail to mention Blake Lively's boobs... That you can see even classier photos from The Wright Venue in Caught Out...
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