That the RANDOMETER went off the scale when it read the following: "Transformers star Megan Fox and Dominic Monaghan have been seen kissing on the set of Rihanna and Eminem's new video... Fox, 24, and Dominic, 33, are seen laughing and kissing while Monaghan's character holds a bottle of vodka"... A drunk mannequin and a hobbit getting it on for Rihanna and a zombie... That's a video everyone needs to see... That Wyclef Jean is thinking of running for president of Haiti... A statement reads: "Wyclef's commitment to his homeland and its youth is boundless, and he will remain its greatest supporter regardless of whether he is part of the government moving forward. If and when a decision is made, media will be alerted immediately"... That, according to Westmeath County Council, they're planning on naming a new bridge in Tullamore the "Joe Dolan Memorial Bridge"... That Wayne Rooney willingly gave his mobile number to Jedward: "The boys were staying in the Mayfair Hotel on Sunday and Rooney was there with his manager. They got talking (John bounded up and asked for an autograph) and ended up hanging out all night. The boys were just drinking water, though. Their album is out today (plug, plug, plug) and they were in the mood for a party... Wayne invited them to use his box (at Old Trafford) any time they want it. It could be a dangerous offer - they might be there every week! John and Edward were showing him some dance moves too. Wayne gave them his mobile number and was really good with the boys. He chatted to them all night"... As opposed to headbutting them... The Sun reports that Rooney's cousin "legally changed his middle name to Jedward" some months back... That Eric Roberts has been admitted to rehab for an addiction to "medical marijuana. His wife Eliza said to E!: "Eric quit drugs and alcohol in 1995. He has no interest in anything, other than marijuana. He uses marijuana as a medication. He has a prescription. However, a dependency is a dependency and he doesn't want to be dependent on it anymore"... And he wants to quit that dependency in front of millions, so he's participating in VHI's Celebrity Rehab alongside such luminaries as "Janice Dickinson, Rachel Uchitel, Jeremy London, Leif Garrett, socialite Jason Davis and Keyshia Cole's mother Frankie Lons"... Sister Julia and, more importantly, his daughter Emma will be most pleased... That, when not peddling photos of his nude ex-fiance sleeping, Michael Lohan is saying stuff like: "My people (?!) are reaching out to Robert Downey Jr. and to Mark Wahlberg. I know both of them and Mark is a tremendous human being. Hopefully they'll see her before she gets out and she'll get in this rehab and get off these prescription meds, and she'll get her life back... Once she gets out, which will be Thursday or Friday, of course I'm going to fly back and I'll be there for her"... and the cameras... That 50-year-old Linda Hogan is getting married to her 21-year-old lover of two years, Charlie Hill... That Disney are kindly flying me over to Barcelona tomorrow to interview the cast of The Sorcerer's Apprentice... Instead of enjoying the sun, or the reported rooftop pool, I'll be getting various parts of myself into knots, writing and rewriting questions, in a darkened hotel room... That I can't let myself enjoy anything... I'll be back on Friday...

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