That Robbie Williams said of prospective children: "I want to get it over and done with and get IVF. What is it where you get the injections?... I really want a gay one. We've talked about it and that's what we want, whatever it is"... That Michael Lohan has been turned away from the Betty Ford Clinic: "Michael Lohan has reportedly been refused visitor access to his daughter Lindsay while she stays at the Betty Ford Centre. According to TMZ, Michael said that he was turned away by security at the rehabilitation facility after being told that visiting hours were over"... 'Cause that's how much he cares... That Kim Cattrall wants a part on Corrie: "Coronation Street is the soap that I am most familiar with, it would be fun. I know that Ian McKellen did one for a while, he was really chuffed about it and I thought that sounds like fun!" No one's obviously told her about the massacre involving a collapsing viaduct, so... That Oprah and her good friend Gayle King have been "pitching tents in the woods"... That Justin Bieber will be the new host of Punk'D... That Die Hard 5 will start shooting next year... That Amy Winehouse hasn't touched drugs in three years... So she has absolutely no excuse for her complete lack of new material... That Simon Cowell pushed Louis into having an eye job... That Enrique Iglesias is banging on about his chicken legs again (AKA he has a new single to promote)... That Paris Fashion Week continues to strut about avec knobs on... Black is still the promdominant hue of choice... That Salma Hayek's husband really is a lucky bastid, even in the presence of dodgy platform Irish dancing pumps...

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