That Corrie's hour-long live episode blew EastEnders half-hour offering into the proverbial... At one point, such was the excitement, I thought Molly's head was going to do a 360 and Fiz was going to delivery her baby through her left eye (by the by, her teeth have never scared me more, it was like staring down the open yapper of a shrieking eel)... With now Molly dead, will Peter or Rita be next?!?... That Bill Tarmey, AKA the recently departed Jack Duckworth, is saying the tram crash was his idea: "I told bosses it's got to be an explosion. So the tram comes off and bang, Jack's just coming out of Dev's and swidge. And I said if you want to get rid of a few more you can. I do apologise to my colleagues. I'm sorry!"... That a judge has finally got round to imprisoning Wesley Snipes... The actor has "started his three-year sentence at a minimum security prison in Pennsylvania, following his conviction for tax evasion. The Blade star has spent two years fighting his 2008 conviction for failing to file tax returns and recently lost an appeal and a request for a retrial"... That Russell Brand had it off with 9 Irish women in one sitting, how's that for repression: "I was having sex with different women three, four, five times a day. In Ireland, nine in one evening. When you have sex that often, by a law of averages you're likely to have boring sex. My fame meant instead of taking someone for a date I was able to go, 'Let's do sex right now'"... He's a keeper... That Miley Cyrus has been filmed hoofing a bong: "The video was shot during a party at Miley's L.A. area home 5 days after her 18th birthday. According to a source connected with Miley... the smoke filling the bong is a natural herb called salvia which has psychedelic qualities. Possession of salvia is legal in California. As for the video... the source tells us it was shot by one of Miley's friends - and the theory is someone stole or copied the video from that friend's camera"... I was doing far worse at her age, not that I condone that sort of thing, you understand... That Dappy off N-Dudz became a dad for the second time yesterday, while the "band" attending the Royal Variety Performance (a fraught affair thanks to the shhtewdents)... That, of having kids with Robbie Williams (who's due to parade his loins onto the Late Late Show tonight, along with the other four), his new wife Ayda said at last night's Royal Variety Performance: "I can't wait to have kids. I hope they are not minging. But some people at my school had the ugliest parents and they came out pretty. I hope ours gets all the best bits, but it's pot luck who gets the minging ones. Hmmm, I'll love them anyway, I guess... But even supermodels can have ugly parents and they turn out great. So I'm excited"... That the X Factor duets have been revealed: One Direction will sing with Robbie, Rebecca gets Christina Aguilera, Cher's with Will.I.Am, while Matt's with Rihanna... That Matt's singing Biffy Clyro's Many a Horror... That Robert Pattinson said: "You want a secret? OK, how about this - I've got a whole collection of tapes of me rapping from when I was 13! I wanted to be a rapper so there are hundreds and hundreds of tapes. They're very amusing! I was obsessed with Eminem when I was younger. When he first came out I was about 12 and fanatical about his 'Slim Shady' CD. I think he's a genius... Most of my rhymes were stolen off other people anyway. They were all like, 'I was raised on these streets...', which was a complete farce because I was actually raised in quite a nice area of London called Barnes"... That Michael Lohan is in the process of becoming a "rehab consultant"... TMZ reports: "He's teaming up with a company called Recovery Hub in L.A. - an agency that specializes in matching up recovering addicts with a rehab center that best meets their individual needs. No word on his specific duties - but we're told MiLo got the job a few days ago, and his start date is already set… for next Monday"... That Debbie Harry said: "It was in the early 70s and I was trying to get across town at two or three o'clock in the morning. This little car kept coming around and offering me a ride. I kept saying no but finally I took the ride because I couldn't get a cab. I got in the car and the windows were all rolled up, except for a tiny crack. This driver had an incredibly bad smell to him... I looked down and there were no door handles. The inside of the car was stripped. The hairs on the back of my neck just stood up. I wiggled my arm out of the window and pulled the door handle from the outside. I don't know how I did it, but I got out. He tried to stop me by spinning the car but it sort of helped me fling myself out. Afterwards I saw him on the news. Ted Bundy"...

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