That, surprise, surprise, Golden Globe bosses have asked Ricky Gervais to host next year's show: "The ratings went up again, and the organisers asked me to consider a third year. I don't think I should. I don't know what I could do better. I certainly couldn't get more press for them, that's for sure. You know me. Two seasons is enough"... That Jordan has finally started to lose money... The Sun reports: "Accounts for Jordan Trading show that the business - worth £1.1million - had a shortfall of £366,923 in 2010. Dosh from her various sponsorship deals, reality TV show, perfume, fashion and literary activities dwindled during her doomed relationship with Alex Reid. The mum-of-three was married to the beefcake for just 11 months - the exact time frame it took her to land in the red"... That, for some reason, Peter Andre has been invited to the Royal Wedding... That Jeremy Paxman dropped the C bomb on Newsnight last night, during a discussion regarding Government cuts: "Cuts here, cuts there, cuts everywhere, one month into the year and already what looks to be the big political theme of 2011 is well established - what will the cuts in public spending decreed by the Government do to us? Supposing though, some of the people who ought to be paying taxes so the c*****, cuts, aren't so bad, aren't actually doing so?"... That, despite reports, Charlie Sheen didn't make it to rehab. He is, instead, being facilitated in his home and has "put together his own group of people to assist him as he tries to recover"... Ah, so despite hernias and hospital trips, he's managed to put his "porn house" together, just with added nursy outfits... A source said: "Denise went over to Charlie's house on Sunday to try and talk him into entering a treatment facility, but Charlie refused. Charlie doesn’t think he needs help. He is still up until all hours of the night and is refusing to get it at an outside facility, all while those close to him - including his dad Martin, family, friends and his employers CBS - work to convince him he needs to enter a facility"... That Michael McIntyre has been making 9-year-old children cry during the Britain's Got Talent auditions: "Budding comedian David Knight started crying and almost quit his try-out for the ITV1 show in Birmingham when the funnyman hit his buzzer - signalling a no - before he even started his act after the young boy admitted his favourite comedian was Harry Hill"... That, of Blue partaking in the Eurovision, their former manager said: "They will have to win. Anything less and their reputation would be in tatters. It is the equivalent of Lewis Hamilton entering a go-kart race - he will be the strong favourite but there is also the possibility he could lose. So why risk it?"... According to SKY News, Tubridy can do away with his The Late Late Eurosong 2011 Show, what with them reporting: "Blue will be up against X Factor twins Jedward who are representing Ireland..." That you can see pictures of The Wanted wandering around the Dylan Hotel in Caught Out...

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