That Piers Morgan's US ratings have plummeted in recent times... Sky News reports: "Morgan's new show has seen ratings plunge by 75% after just two weeks on air - and his latest one drew fewer viewers than a documentary about a supermarket... The Piers Morgan Tonight show launched on January 17 with 2.1 million viewers tuning in to CNN to see him interview Oprah. But since then, ratings have fallen nearly every day, reaching a low of 498,000 on Thursday when reality television stars Kim and Kourtney Kardashian appeared (aaaaah, that explains it). His interview with the sisters was beaten in the ratings war by rival talk shows on the US channels Fox News and MSNBC, as well as a supermarket documentary on CNBC"... That, of Cher Lloyd, US showbiz columnist Juliet Izon said: "Lord, girlfriend needs a stylist! With her style, Cher would send the American paparazzi running. Her clothing choices are atrociously low-rent. No-one knows her in America, so if she wants to make a big splash she need to act and look like a sophisticated celebrity. That means ditching her trashy look and not waltzing around like she's an A-lister... Getting a cute American boyfriend wouldn't hurt, either"... That Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore were booed when they arrived at San Paolo fashion week... That's what happens when you hold everything up for three hours with your tardy arrival... That Ronnie Wood and Vic Reeves have been enjoying a spot of pottery together... That Michael Lohan was hauled off to hospital with a suspected blocked artery: "He was found to have dangerously high blood pressure during a check by a nurse at his local doctor’s office, prompting staff to call for an ambulance to take him to Hoag Hospital in Newport Beach. Lohan was kept in hospital overnight, though no information about his condition is currently known"... TMZ were, of course, there to photograph the entire situation, complete with Michael lying topless on a stretcher... That the cast of Glee have "apologised" to Lindsay Lohan for the whole Spanish segment involving Gwyneth Paltrow claiming she was "loco"... That Amy Winehouse is officially the least coveted celebrity wife. That some socialite or other, Tajah Burton, is alluding she had a lesbian affair with "a female singer from Barbados" and is using it to hawk her memoirs: "We had an amazing connection. We would order food in together, we watched TV together, we did all kinds of stuff. I listened to her music with her. Music is her life. It became a sexual thing. It only lasted a couple of weeks because she was very busy and had a lot going on in her life and we had to be secretive"... That Kelsey Grammer has gone ahead and booked the Plaza hotel for his wedding to prospective wife number 4, Kayte Walsh, even though his divorce to Camille Grammer has yet to be finalised... That could be $100k down the drain if things aren't boxed off by February 25th... Yesterday, on The View, Camille said: "He did rush it [the wedding]. It's a bit impetuous, don't you think? He wants what he wants right away... It's almost like a child"... That Christina Applegate has become a mother for the first time. Herself and fiancé Martyn LeNoble welcomed Sadie Grace LeNoble into the world last Thursday...

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