That Charlie Sheen is now using a photo of Brooke Mueller smoking crack last week in the Bahamas to get his twin sons back: "Mueller, 33, was granted a restraining order, claiming her boys were at risk as Charlie spends more time with his two girlfriends, porn star Bree Olson and glamour girl Natalie Kenly. But showing the pictures, the Platoon actor told a website: 'Look at what I'm protecting them from. I gotta believe a judge is going to frown on that - a home-made crack pipe.' Sheen claims he took the photos on his mobile in a hotel bathroom when Mueller joined him, Olson and Kenly in the Bahamas last week"... It doesn't cast the best sheen over you either, Charlie... That Denise Richards turned down a family portrait invite, which seemed to surprise her ex husband: "We're told Denise believes Brooke Mueller's allegation that on the way to the Bahamas, Charlie told everyone he 'violently' hated Denise and was going to have her hair shaved off. We're told the day before Charlie allegedly made that comment, he had asked Denise to sit for a photo shoot with him, their kids, Brooke and her kids, along with the goddesses - and she refused. We're told Charlie went ballistic at her, sending her vicious text messages, so she believes Charlie was in a state of mind to make the head-shaving comment"... That Charlie joined Twitter to earn money, shocker: "Internet startup Ad.ly gave an interview with Ad Age yesterday explaining how they brokered the deal with Twitter to get Charlie an account as fast as possible. While they attempted to sell it as him connecting directly with his fans and having 'his voice' heard, the overall impression was he found out you get $10,000 a tweet for ads. So of course this happened this morning on TMZ: 'Charlie Sheen told TMZ … the reason he’s taken up Twitter is simple - it's a 'cash cow.' Sheen told us… his primary motivation behind the new ramblings is that he can score a fortune through advertising. To give this some context, Kim Kardashian is reportedly pulling in $10,000 per tweet... We pressed him more, and Charlie interrupted by saying, 'Mike, I'm unemployed!'"... Says the man who got $2million AN EPISODE... That Jon Cryer's already got himself a new job... That Chelsea Handler said: "I don't have a problem with red heads, I just think they're kind of ridiculous"... Touche... That Mos Def Tweeted: "I heard Justin Bieber has a 10 inch d***, but it's in his a** and belongs to Usher"... That you can see our Tweets, Write Up, and Photos from last night's Choice Music Prize here...

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