That Ricardo Chavira, AKA the dude who plays Carlos in Desperate Housewives, has been arrested for DUI: "After smelling alcohol on his breath, say TMZ.com, police gave him some sobriety tests on the spot, which he failed, so they arrested him. He refused to be breathalised or have a blood test and was taken to a nearby jail"... That Andy Dick's been arrested for being drunk again, this time it occurred at a restaurant in Temecula (that's in California): "The former Celebrity Rehab star was taken to a nearby jail ... where he was booked at 9:48 PM. Bail was set at $500"... That Jonathan Rhys Meyers has completed his fourth stint in rehab... That Mariah and Nick's 'one of each' set of twins (for you curious sorts: "the baby girl was born first, weighing 5 pounds, 3 ounces, and was 18 inches tall; her brother was next, at 5 pounds 6 ounces, and was 19 inches tall") will both have names beginning with "M"... Of course... That, of his drug consumption, Aerosmith front man/American Idol bobble head Steve Tyler said: "I blew 20 million. I snorted my Porsche, I snorted my plane, I snorted my house in that din of drugs and booze and being lost. I kept my medicine cabinet on stage, in a 14-inch drum head, the bottom of which contained...one Dixie cup with a straw and blow in it and the other with Coca-Cola and Jack Daniels in it"... That ITV have denied reports that Simon Cowell's considering replacing David Hasselhoff on BGT for having all the judicial opinion of a parrot... That's a lucky escape for the Hoff, what with him providing such gold along the lines of "I know talent and you have it. And you're British"... That, according to Us Weekly, Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn spent most of the White House Correspondents Dinner acting really appropriately: "Despite being in the presence of President Barack Obama and celebrities like Mila Kunis and Donald Trump, an eyewitness tells Us Weekly that Scarlett Johansson was engrossed in an 'intense' makeout session with Sean Penn at Saturday's White House Correspondents Dinner in Washington, D.C. It happened right as the main course of the dinner was being put on the table,' the witness says, adding that Johansson, 26, sat in Penn's lap during part of the meal"... That, during his speech at said dinner, Obama made reference to his place of birth ordeal championed by Trump, quipping the Donald should focus "on the issues that matter. Like, did we fake the moon landing? What really happened in Roswell? And where are Biggie and 2Pac?"... That Kathryn Bigelow is already working on a movie about the death of Osama bin Laden...

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